I'm now officially out of it...who is Paris Hlton?

[Khephra]

[elperromagico]

1. She's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club,

the daughter of the son of the son of a self-made man, an heir to the Hilton hotel fortune, and an allegedly attractive young woman.

She is, as the old expression goes, dumber than a bucket of chicken.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

3. And...

--She also has a reality TV show on FOX called the "Simple Life"...

--An "Adult" video that had 3 minutes of footage briefly released on the internet (you're probably getting 30 spams offering it to you right now)

--Estimated inhertiance at around $300 Million

And sir, I think what you said is an insult to buckets of chicken, I've eaten many buckets of chicken in my lifetime... and Paris is NO bucket of chicken! :silly:

[elperromagico]

6. I apologize.

You can eat a bucket of chicken without getting your eye poked out.

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. Not only that...

in a bucket of chicken, the breasts and legs and thighs actually have MEAT on them...

[cigarstore]

2. How do you get into the Paris Hilton?

Drive a Porsche.

[moof]

7. Welcome to DU cigarstore

n/t

[Piperay]

4. Known for making

a sex tape with her boyfriend a few years back that has now made the internet and she also stars on "The Simple Life". Simple life is actually pretty funny because her and her friend Nicole Richie, Lionel's daughter come off as beyond dumb.

[rustydog]

9. And she has become accepted because people watch

That crap.

Of course that is my opinion, then I never watched one Osbornes, Real Life, Survisor, Bachelor or any of the other crap that is passed off as TV entertainment.

Paris Hilton can kiss my dirt-poor ass. Why give her any more un-earned wealth by watching?

You are "enabling" all of them.

[coloradodem2005]

12. The Osbournes is the only one I can stand. The rest sucks ass!!

[Piperay]

14. "enabling"???

I doubt one viewer more or less is going to make or break them. I think the show is funny and I am entitling myself to one-half hour of killing my brain cells and having a good laugh. :shrug: :-)

[Mountainman]

15. My wife watches that show, and gets mad at me watching political shows

If my wife comes into the room and I'm watching C-Span or something political she screws up her face and makes a grunt. Then I walk into the room where she is watching the reality shows, it is all I can do not to make the same kind of remarks.

[Khephra]

5. So I'm blessed then?

Blisssssssssssssssssss

[elperromagico]

8. You are blessed, yes. Don't waste valuable brain cells

thinking about this flagpole with a face.

[Cooley Hurd]

11. Here's Matcom's favorite splooge-inspiring photo...

Paris is the one standing up.

[Khephra]

16. Eeep

I'm a horny normal man (at least like to think of myself that way).

But she does NOTHING for me. Nada.

[drfemoe]

13. The Paris Hotel in Las Vegas

was supposedly named for her.
She has a party girl rep .. nuff said

When did you learn of your Paris Hilton disfunction?

[Loonman]

17. I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers

If course I'd double-bag it, though.