Post a mild annoyance

[jpgray]

When you're rolling up a tortilla, and it rips to a point where structural integrity is fatally compromised.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Pizza Burn.

It reminds you of what you did for days.

[jpgray]

2. Ooh that's a good one

One would think that long practice would preclude this injury, but it's just not so. :cry:

[bridgit]

3. a tortilla chip snapped down to the salsa line...

x(

[Wetzelbill]

4. the first second of hot water that rushes out of a faucet

:)

[meow2u3]

5. My kitten jumping on the keyboard when I'm on the computer

eom

[Mutley]

6. My shower water goes either ice cold or burning hot with no warning

whatsoever.

[tuvor]

7. It's not "different than". It's "different from".

That is all. Thanks for the opportunity.

[gordontron]

21. watch out it's the!

[jane_pippin]

8. Same as yours but with hamburgers and buns instead.

Never in my lifetime will I have a hamburger that doesn't fall out of the bun. And I don't know why solving that problem is so impossible. You mean to tell me some kind of "pocket bun" can't be invented? Really? I mean, I know math and science skills are lacking lately, but...really? Come on people.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. When you leave the house in a hurry to get to the bank...

Only to realize you left the deposit slip and checks on the table. :(

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. paper towel rip, diagonally from corner to corner instead of

along the serrations

[jpgray]

15. That's a really good one

Just had that happen to me today.

[smtpgirl]

11. dealing with customers who go by the adage that the customer

is always right. I just turn my ears off

[In_The_Wind]

12. steam seeping through a potholder

I bought new ones today!

[Quantess]

13. people who dig into a watermelon instead of cutting a slice

the selfish, inconsiderate people who scoop out the best part of the watermelon, then nobody else wants to eat it after they mutilated it.

[txwhitedove]

14. Thoughtless animals who treat a new DU'er unkindly, shut

them down and get their posts deleted even though there were no cuss words or even outright insults. Rude, rude.

[idgiehkt]

16. wow. I'm not annoyed.

lol.

annoyance. people attacking people on here, Jason Leopold, instead of what they did.

[Godhumor]

17. non-synced or overly long traffic lights

I;m not sure what annoys me more--waiting almost three minutes for a light to change or getting a green light just as the one 100 yds in front of me turns red. I hate both.

[mrl821]

18. People who pronounce the word literally as

lit-TRA-ly instead of lit-ER-A-ly. As if leaving out a syllable makes you sound smarter.

[gordontron]

22. what about

lit-ER-ly

that's what I hear all the time up here in the NW

[Skittles]

19. paper cuts

they really sting

[Godhumor]

20. My biggest fear

is dying from thousands of paper cuts or tiny bites. The most I have ever been disturbed in a movie was watching the jerk get nibbled to death by the tiny dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park: The Lost World". The other is the horrible paper cut death scene from "Cast a Deadly Spell."

[Duncan Grant]

23. Radio commercials for Outback Steakhouse.

I swear I'll never eat at Outback -- it's a matter of principle now. :)

[giant_robot]

24. How about when you're making a sammich...

...and instead of squirting a nice schmear of mustard on your bread you get the gross mustard-water that soaks in and makes your bread soggy. I'm mildly annoyed by that. :|

[RandomKoolzip]

25. jpgray.

[jpgray]

26. Mild?

I always thought I was "muy caliente" in the stereotypical hot-sauce bottle of your heart. :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

27. I'm sorry...did you say something?

I was too busy shooing a mosquito.

[RagingInMiami]

28. When your computer starts running slow

Even though you're supposed to have a fast computer