Joe Mauer's batting average is .388

[KitchenWitch]

Unfuckingreal!

:D :7

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Am I to assume ......

That this is good?

I have much to learn, I'm afraid!

:yoiks:

[KitchenWitch]

4. A good batter bats around .300

An average batter bats between .250 and .275

Anything over .300 is really good. And Joe Mauer is a catcher, and catchers generally tend to have lower batting averages.

No American League catcher has ever won the batting average title. Mauer currently has the best batting average in the American League, and will win the title!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Well, that sounds wonderful!

Thank you for continuing my education!

He sounds terrific!

GREAT pic, btw......

:bounce: :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

10. He is a really yummy looking young man too!

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Yes, he is!

You'd beat me in any fight for him! :evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

5. It means that he only fucks slightly over 1/3 of the chicks he pursues.

;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Ah, yes.......I see!

:rofl:

[Arkham House]

2. I recently made a listing of all the franchises all-time teams...

...and while I wouldn't put mauer over Battey *yet* as your catcher, I don't think it'll be long...if he hadn't gotten hurt last year, I would have, I think...you guys are going to have some fun...

[KitchenWitch]

7. It is so fun

He is a hometown boy too, went to high school in St Paul, so obviously he is a fan favorite.

[flvegan]

3. Obviously it's the steroid/human growth hormone cocktail.

Kidding, seriously.

[KitchenWitch]

6. LOL

You funny....looking

I keed, I keed!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

11. Damn good for a catcher

:toast:

Dem Twins done become my favrit Murkin Leeg teem.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Dadgummit LT!

I reckon dey'd be glad to hear it!

:toast: