Who would you punch in the face if you knew you could get away with it?

[LostInAnomie]

I'd probably punch anyone involved with those sycophantic celebrity news shows like Entertainment Tonight, Extra, or The Insider. Anyone one of them. I'm not too picky.

[Blue-Jay]

1. Hannity.

That fuck has a face made for punchin'.

[LostInAnomie]

2. No joke

He'd probably cry like hell about it too.

[rustydog]

3. No one

[NNadir]

4. Cheney

[LaraMN]

5. No one, but if Bush wants to fall off his bike again,

I'd be more than happy to laugh my ass off, again.

[WindRavenX]

6. Bill -O-Fucking-Reilly

And I'd take a shit down his throat :grr:

I HATE that fucker. HATE.

And that facist fuck from FOX NEWS-- Sean something'.

[WindRavenX]

8. SHEPARD SMITH:

Fucking fuck, he looks like a fucking facist fuck.

[otherlander]

7. Homeroom teacher

Damn him, he thinks he's so smart! Preaching right-wing bullshit and quoting treaties, obscure declarations i've never heard of, and random facts that I cannot prove or disprove but I'm guessing are exaggerated. With that damn smug look on his face like "Hah, sh can't prove me wrong, I'm right.".... GRRRRR!!!!

[Floogeldy]

9. Call Me Wesley

Not to punch him in the face but because if I were close enough to punch him in the face, then that means I would be in a position to give him and Heidi big ole hugs and tell them that I love them. Kisses on the cheek, too.

:pals:

:blush:

[blondeatlast]

10. Jennifer Aniston. I think it's the "poor, poor, pitiful me"

thing after Brad left her--and now they've come up with a cutesy name for her and that other guy.

He's too big for me to punch, but Aniston is about an inch shorter and about 20 lbs lighter, I'm guessing, so please, lemme at her!

Just sying it makes me feel better, though, so thanks.

[LostInAnomie]

11. I hear that.

"Oh, poor me. I'm super rich and have the world there to dry my tears over the break up of my Hollywood marrige."

I'll punch her man for ya.

[blondeatlast]

15. Ya know, I used to LOVE Vince Vaughn after Swingers and Clay Pigeons.

Funny as heck and cute on top of that.

Now he's bloated, full of himself, and dull as dishwater.

Feel free--we can make a night of it! :toast:

[Darth_Kitten]

12. She's hardly playing the victim though....

I'd punch the lights out of Angelina...homewrecking tramp. Her lips are scary....but then again she's really not that special.

Apparently, Brad's Mom still sends Jennifer birthday presents and this annoys the hell out of Brad. (celebrity gossip I found on the internet)

Wonder when Brad will finally grow bored of being Angelina's obedient little yes-boy?

[newcriminal]

13. sheriff beuki

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Tons of people.

[leftofthedial]

16. cheney

[bertha katzenengel]

17. My father. What a fucking loser.

:eyes:

But I'm not bitter.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. God.

[Bucky]

19. Mother Teresa. Gawd, that hoe is just too full of herself. Or maybe Osama

Yeh. I'd slug bin Laden flat in the kisser. Give 'em a bloody lip. That'll get us even for 9/11... and maybe for the USS Cole, too, if I make his nose bleed.

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. My sister is high on the list right now.