Why do some fundie women 'save themselves' for Jesus?

[Deja Q]

Surely they don't know Jesus is Celibate and popped out of a virgin, no less?

[billyskank]

1. I guess they never thought that one through

:)

[Droopy]

2. I've never heard of that

I've heard of people saving themselves for marriage, but never a deity.

[Deja Q]

3. I am so trying not to mention Hannidate right now...

:rofl:

(it's amazing what can be passed off as a cheap deity... :spray: )

[MadHound]

4. Because they really want to be nuns

But can't handle being Catholic?:shrug:

[tjwmason]

5. I was wondering about the whole nun thing.

They are brides of Christ, and indeed wear "wedding rings" to symbolise it.

Never heard of fundies going for it though - they normally run a mile from anything which might be seen as Catholic.

[radwriter0555]

6. It's a cult. Why on earth do you imagine anything they do is logical?

:D

[MountainLaurel]

7. Reminds me of a song from college

That my friends wrote about a fellow member of the band fraternity:

"Savin' My Hymen for the Lord"

(Sung to the tune of "She'll be comin' 'round the mountain . . . ")

[matcom]

8. because he is hung

well... hung like Jesus :D

[dolo amber]

10. HEY-O!

:D

[Crazy Dave]

9. All the fundie guys are saving themselves for Ann Coulter

Hell...I'd even bend her over a chair for that matter.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Maybe they think they're saving themselves for Buddy Christ instead.

:rofl: I guess they'll find out one of these days! :P

[Crazy Dave]

12. And I almost forgot...

...even though I haven't seen the Da Vinci Code movie yet, Jesus was married and had a kid right?