HAHAH "Microsoft Enters PC Security Market"

[gordontron]

in related news Exxon is writing a book about how to prevent oil spills...

:rofl:


edited for link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/31/AR2006053102088.html

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I thought it was going to be an Onion headline.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Wow, I can't wait to see

how they market that to the incredulous PC masses.

[Deja Q]

5. They'll bundle it, make the icon easy to find and click...

and use deftly written words to make you pony up. Emotional manipulation.

Even make it enabled by default, possibly with a 30 day trial.

Anything the dope dealer needs to do to create a sufficiently addicted customer base is what MS will do.

[billyskank]

3. Good work if you can get it

1. Create a problem whilst profiting from it

2. Profit further by trying to clean up the mess you made in the first place

:bounce:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Self-sustaining business. It's a thing of beauty, really.