If you only had a toaster -

[Bluesplayer]

If you only had a toaster, what kinds of meals would you make?

I just made a boneless/skinless chicken breast in my toaster (because I'm 51 and I can do whatever I want). Even on the darkest setting, I had to push the button down 35 times. I had it on a bun with cheese and mayo. It was de-licious!

Next, I'm gonna try making one of those small pizzas in the toaster; course I'll have to lay it on its side.... Then, when it pops up, my pizza cannon will shoot the tasty za right onto my plate.

[Richardo]

1. This is the funniest post I've ever seen outside the Lounge.

:rofl:

On edit: And now we're IN the Lounge. Still pretty funny, tho.

[AlCzervik]

2. "Pizza cannon" lol!

[Fox Mulder]

3. ...

:wtf:

:rofl:

[notadmblnd]

4. It's easier to cook chicken breast with the Steam Iron.

and if you hit the steam button a couple of times, it turns out real tender and juicy. It makes some interesting grill marks too.

[mdmc]

5. didn't know it went here

actually, this is one of the best OP's I've seen in a long time.

How about soup? Take a thick tomato soup and wrap it in tinfoil. toast it up, then scrape it off the tinfoil. repeat.

You could rule the world - with a toaster oven

peace.

k/r

[CottonBear]

6. You pushed down the button 35 times?

:eyes:

Pizza cannon!?! :rofl:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. I'm older than you,

and I'm not sure I'm ever gonna stop laughing at this.

Dare I say "well done'?

If you rest your head on the counter, the pizza will shoot right into your mouth. Energy conservation is my life.

Thanks a million.

[riona]

8. Have you ever considered a small toaster oven?

[trof]

9. Got a car?

I've got a whole cookbook about cooking on your engine block, "Manifold Destiny".

[LaurenG]

10. I agree with the rest of the people here, too funny!

:rofl:

[lumberingbear]

11. That is so funny...

I bet you have 3 inches of grease in your toaster. Now you can fry the chicken!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Did it drip all over the crumb-catcher?

[CanuckAmok]

13. I'd make delicious health smoothies in my toaster:

1) get a banana, a 1/4 cup of frozen diced fruit, a 1/2 cup of chocolate soy milk, a 1/2 cup fresh orange juice, a 1/2 cup of low-fat yogourt, and a pinch of skim milk powder (for thickness).

2) pour all the ingredients into your toaster*.

3) throw toaster against kitchen wall until ingredients are thoroughly blended.

4) pour into chilled glasses. Serves two.



*make sure toaster is unplugged while adding liquids.

[spindrifter]

14. How about loading it up

with French fries? you could also fry a couple of eggs--break them onto greased foil squares and slip them into the recumbent toaster. Gosh, there's a lot of stuff you can cook with just a toaster.