any Canadian guy here wanna marry me?

[RainDog]

just asking.

it doesn't have to be for real. it can be for humanitarian reasons.

Salin and Sinookas and Indian Green can vouch for me that I'm a female and that I do not have any communicable diseases.

my teeth are sound and I have a really good book collection.

[ChemEng]

1. How about my brother?

He lives along the Canadian river in the Texas Panhandle. He is only missing three teeth, unfortunately, all in the front. But a great conversationalist....

[RainDog]

3. Wow, THAT sounds attractive

except I couldn't handle the Texas part.

The Texas part is the reason I'm asking a Canadian...

[CarlBallard]

8. I'm only an hour and a half from Canada

And that's really far from Texas.

On Edit: Oh and my book collection is pretty cool. The entire English translation of Cortezar! Both Jake Arnot books hardcover. And most of Vonnegutt.

[Ein]

2. gimme 6 years

and humanitarian reasons :) oh, and the books.

Take some rudimentary french, file for citizenship, or however it works. I know you have to live there for 2 years to be a citizen, and I've read the application on thier site... but don't really know how it works, stil got 4 years till I can move anyways.

Canada rocks!

[RainDog]

4. that giant sucking sound America is hearing

is everyone who can get his or her ass outta here.

I know people say "stay and fight."

but the problem is that so many people are so right wing here. It's incredible how right wing this country is when you've spent any time in any other western democracy, in fact.

okay, so six years from now you'll be...uh...legal?

My real name is Mrs. Robinson. :)

[Ein]

6. yup! 25

You'll have to live with me and my girlfriend, though.

[RainDog]

7. but you're not Canadian!

otherwise, of course, I would love to live with you and your girlfriend...

:)

[RainDog]

5. Oh, and about that book collection

...I have a copy of Blood Simple autographed by both of the Coen brothers.

does that help?