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California governor Arnold Schwartzenneger, in an effort to balance the state buget, has declared the 7 counties which flooded in March "disaster movies." In a press conference that went something like this:
"Yah, these counties are now declared as disaster movies..." Reporter: "Don't you mean 'areas'? 'Disaster areas'? "No girlie man. Zeeze counties vuhr water and floods and all zat kind of zing. Millions of dollars vurth of vater effectz vuhr provided by muzzuhr nature and vee vill release all 7 counties on DVD in a boxed set in time for the Christmas zeazon zis year. My name will be billed above zuh title so vee are guaranteed to make money."
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