CAPTION the toy soldier (s)

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey...you kids know where Eye-rack is? We had a bad night over yonder...

...we need a li'l he'p.

[Kamika]

2. omg..

poor girls :p

[underpants]

3. Don't worry when you invade Candyland they will be throwin gumdrops at you

and waving 'Murkan flags.

[underpants]

4. No Ladies! Don't take the pledge he is a warmonger!!!

:bounce:

[Nihil]

5. Uh, uh, uh, yes, uuuuuhh, yessss, aahhhh

"Keep smiling ... yes .. hold still, just a few more seconds ...
nearly ... oh ... oooohhhhh ... yeah ... yeaaaahhhhh ... mmmmm ...
... thanks kid, don't worry, it'll wash off"

[Scurrilous]

6. "George Bush poses....

..with current members of his old National Guard outfit."

[CheshireCat]

18. OK, Scurrilous

Your caption wins the prize. Laughed so hard I spilled my drink on my keyboard.

[cosmicdot]

7. W: my bro, Jeb, and me used to play nutcracker sweet this time of year

... our parents were always away partying and stuff ... basically, we used to come to life so to speak ... maybe I should be telling this story to someone a bit older ...

[Bronco69]

8. resident bush* at the annual reunion of his old

cheerleading squad.

[peekaloo]

9. Sure was sweet of Tammy Faye to bring her sister.

[BringEmOn]

10. "What did you do during the war, Daddy?"

[underpants]

12. Ha! W panics and thinks he is about to get drafted again

Very good.

[corarose]

11. Your troop will be leaving for Iraq tonight

:kick:

[KensPen]

13. Neil just sent these to me.....

Oriental nut crackers.....
wonder where I stick my nuts?

[corarose]

14. LOL I wanted to make that type of joke but

My joke was a bit too disgusting.

[cosmicdot]

15. W: I love this part ... now, tell me again what ballet you're in?

what kind of suite? say it again for me ...

[CanuckAmok]

16. "Ah sure wish ah hadn't cut the Secret Service's budget so much...

...ah well, ah'm sure these pre-adolescent girls can protect me..."

[guitar man]

17. " I'd better hurry up.....

And get this photo-op done before Neil gets here. He might not be able to keep his hands off this one on the left here....."