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Zing Zing Zingbah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:20 PM
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The Personality Defect Test
Here's a silly personality test that is supposed to tell you your personality flaws.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506

My results:

Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

(I'm not this bad in reality!)
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:26 PM
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1. Me too
Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:26 PM
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2. Shit! I'm an Emo!
Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

*

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.




Who knew? B-)
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:29 PM
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55. Me, too.
:shrug:
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:29 PM
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3. Haughty Intellectual---I like it.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:38 PM
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7. Yup ME too
I actually had a boss once tell me: You're brilliant, but you are a fucking asshole! If it wasn't for your work, I would have fired you a long time ago.

Another one called me an elitist prick.


Warren: I don't want to do it with Dottie, I don't want to do it with Blah, I want to sing the song all by myself! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME.

Bender: Ok, Warren, but that's not the right attitude for "The Sharing Song".

- Gregg the Bunny



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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:03 PM
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69. I thought "elitist prick" was a compliment, no?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:00 PM
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70. Yea, actually.
Grudging, spiteful compliments are the best; they burst forth from the wounded core of lesser mortals.

Flattery can be faked, but hatred is always honest.

:evilgrin:
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Zing Zing Zingbah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:28 PM
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10. I like your results better than mine.
Being a loner sucks.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:31 PM
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4. I'm A Robot
Robot
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:34 PM
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5. I'm a Robot!
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:36 PM
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6. but...
:cry: I am not a bully!
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:39 PM
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8. Class Clown!
Edited on Thu Apr-27-06 09:40 PM by fudge stripe cookays
Class Clown
You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...
Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

Fudge makes sure to note that she does not have a penis, for which repehensor is eternally grateful.

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:20 PM
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9. Me too.
Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!


But, I really AM that bad...:rofl:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:39 PM
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11. dammit i'm a HIPPIE!
Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:54 AM
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30. i guess all of those hate mail writers were right
:rofl:
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:12 AM
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12. Emo Kid...?
*sob* I am not! *blubber* *runs away*

Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:17 AM
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13. Spiteful Loner.
100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:18 AM
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14. even jesus hates me?
wtf--?
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:26 AM
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15. Another robot here
Robot
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
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frankenforpres Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:26 AM
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16. smartass
who knew?


You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
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bluem Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:31 AM
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17. ouch,
Braggart
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:38 AM
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18. Oh, god no, I'm the Decider!
Gotcha.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:50 AM
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19. Whirrrr, beep, I am a Robot
Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:10 AM
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27. Pie....mmmmmmm...
:D

love, from your antithesis
fsc
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:15 PM
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66. You have the perfect avatar, then!
:toast: Actually, you are supercool!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:14 PM
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71. That's not a robot actually
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 10:16 PM by BuffyTheFundieSlayer
He's one of the guys from this hilarious skit (originally it read "Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.):



I forget what the creatures are called, but they're a hoot. :rofl:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:56 AM
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20. WTF?!?!
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 01:59 AM by wildhorses
:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:47 AM
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21. Robot.
You are the Robot!

You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 07:46 AM
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22. I am a haughty intellectual?
Okay...

You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 07:55 AM
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23. Haughty Intellectual
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 07:55 AM by Neoma
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

Meh, go figure.
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 07:58 AM
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24. Smartass
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 07:59 AM by Jazz2006
Who'da thunk it?


You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.


Yikes!

(Of course, I cheated on the quiz, though)

hee hee

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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 07:58 AM
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25. Me too
Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:10 AM
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26. Hand Raiser!
You scored higher than 79% on Rationality

You scored higher than 73% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 0% on Brutality

You scored higher than 41% on Arrogance
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:11 AM
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28. Emo Kid (i wonder how much mood affects this-
i was/am upset while taking the test... where's that hug thread of Heidi's?)

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:45 AM
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29. I'm a Brute!
:woohoo: This is funny!

You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. (Funniest part, considering I am rather a short, buxom blonde!)

I am emotional and introverted on some level, so that's true.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:11 AM
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31. I can agree with this
Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.


( I know just who that Hand Raiser is, too :loveya: )
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:16 AM
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32. so no one else is a hippy?
i'm the only one i guess! :evilfrown:
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bluethruandthru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:17 PM
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72. Another HIppie here!
Good thing the clothes are back in style!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:17 AM
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33. Hippie!
You are 14% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.


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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:18 AM
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34. Wha---? I am Bitch Slap...
:cry:

Bitch-Slap
You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Either that or you have a small penis. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.
And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Braggart.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:28 AM
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37. You have a small penis!
HA HA!
:P :silly:

:hi:

Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Either that or you have a small penis.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:49 AM
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40. Yeah, It's almost nonexistant...
:rofl:

:hug:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:50 AM
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41. Well I have herpes!
Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes!


So there! NA NA NA NA! :)


:hi:


:hug:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:09 AM
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43. Okay, that's funny!
:rofl: Have you seen the lysol??

;)
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:23 AM
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35. Emo Kid lol

You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

*

*

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:27 AM
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36. hmm.... Robot
Robot
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


==

I'd be hurt if I had feelings. ;)

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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:35 AM
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38. I'm a hippe
LOL
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:38 AM
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39. woohoo! finally another hippie!
shall we dance in the flower fields now?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 09:50 AM
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42. I'm a hippie too!
We have herpes!


:) :P :hi:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:32 PM
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53. well we already knew YOU were a hippie!
:P ;)
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 05:46 PM
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60. Hippies rule!! I'm one too!
Funny... I've never even smoked pot!

You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.


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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:19 AM
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44. I am a Braggart.
Me and Ali.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:26 AM
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45. Another "Hand Raiser"
Hand-Raiser
You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

What REALLY sucks is it's probably pretty close.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 05:35 PM
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59. I'm a "Hand Raiser" too
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:35 AM
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46. Sociopath
Yeah, that pretty much pegs it.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:42 AM
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47. Haughty Intellectual
hmmm, maybe.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:43 AM
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48. I am 100% Arrogant...
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 10:48 AM by lionesspriyanka
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:55 AM
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49. This test thinks that I'm 85% Rational and only 57% Arrogant.
Haughty Intellectual
You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around overdone political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

*

*

:wtf:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 04:13 PM
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57. explaints that! i am a braggart
:p
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Samurai_Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:00 PM
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50. I'm a robot? Is that good or bad?
Robot
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.


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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:08 PM
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51. I'm a "schoolyard bully"?
:crazy:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 01:27 PM
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52. i'm a starving artist
Starving Artist
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
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Zing Zing Zingbah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:02 PM
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64. LOL... that's a funny one.
:rofl:
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:19 PM
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54. Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...

Shit, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

*

*

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 02:33 PM
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56. Haughty intellectual
Edited on Fri Apr-28-06 02:33 PM by Mz Pip
I don't consider myself particularly haughty, though.

Mz Pip
:dem:
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 04:17 PM
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58. I'm a robot.
I loved the test. :rofl:
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 06:09 PM
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61. how'd he know?
Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.


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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 06:45 PM
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62. I am a robot. n/t
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 06:59 PM
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63. I'm an Emo Kid.
Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.
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boston bean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:11 PM
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65. I turned out to be a hippie! couldn't believe it either. nt
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:31 PM
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67. Sociophath!
You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer.

I may be pretty bad, but I don't think I'd make a good cereal killer.
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legally blonde Donating Member (747 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 08:55 PM
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68. I'm a robot n/t
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 10:39 PM
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73. I'm not buying it.


You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence...gee, when you say "small" a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it's a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure.

And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 01:36 AM
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74. I think I need to cut my bangs...
:silly:

Emo Kid
You are 28% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.




Now I wonder if they can explain how I'm a 'kid' and a 'madam' on the same day? :shrug:
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