The Captivated by Telemarketers of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "What the hell is with this Do Not Call Registry? Like who would
ever want to be on it? Telemarketers are always polite and they never laugh at
me . . . or they're nice when they accidnetly do and apologize. Gee . . . if there wasn't
telemarketers, some days I wouldn't get ANY calls in the Oval Office. . . . Yeah, that
about sums it up: they're friendly and they give me something to do. What's so wrong
about that, I'd like to know!"

[BritishHuman]

1. Unnh... UNNNFFF.... Aaaah.

Aw jeez, I followed through.

[cosmicdot]

2. W: it was kinda of a slow day ... not much going on ...

... so, we thought it would be as good time as any to give Michael his day pass at the White House ...

Michael is thinking: To think that the Powell name will be attached forever in history books with the most corrupt administration ever in America ... we had to sell out ... otherwise, they would have squealed about Daddy never really being born in the states ... well, at least we made a lot of money ...