I masticated in front of my children today!

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

1. For shame!

I'm calling DHS or CPS (Child Prophylactive Services) to come take your children! :evilgrin:

I bet those DHS pervs would love to watch you masticate!

[ZombieNixon]

2. You're a terrible mother!

:spank:

Children must be taught the evils of mastication! HAIRY PALMS!!!

[FuzzySlippers]

3. I'm calling Child Protective Services!!!

You monster!!!:grr:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Oh....Nooooooo!

How COULD you?

hehehe........:evilgrin:

[IChing]

5. Well, I gonna have to chew on your admission of this and then

digest it.

[Arkham House]

6. I'll bet you're a thespian, too!

[mykpart]

7. Hey, I masticated in public today!

And sometimes I do it in my car. But I'm discreet.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. Did you also swallow ?

:evilgrin:













































I also hope that you chewed up everything in good pieces lol .

[ZombieNixon]

9. I masticated with a sandwich!

:evilgrin:

Edit: twice. :o

[billyskank]

10. Disgusting

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Hi billy!

[Wapsie B]

12. Oh god the children! The children!

;-)

[Seabiscuit]

13. Hey - I once masticated in front of everyone in Grand Central Station!

[KitchenWitch]

14. Have you no shame at all?

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

28. Impossible to feel shame when chompin' on a Nathan's hot dog.

Even when the mustard drips on your shirt.

And I'd do it again!

And again!

In Grand Central, everyone gasps when you whip out a Nathan's. :)

[KitchenWitch]

32. mmmmm Nathan's

Love me some Nathan's hot dogs!

[xchrom]

15. you know on tuesdays -- they have group masticators there.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Good to know!

Next time I am in Grand Central Station on a Tuesday, I will look them up!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

17. be sure to post pics!

:hi:

[TommyO]

27. I masticated at a San Diego Padres game

to a sell-out crowd!

[Seabiscuit]

29. If Barry Bonds was batting probably no one noticed you.

The fans were probably too busy booing Barry.

[Bassic]

18. Ok, there's got to be an inside joke here

I want in!

Edit : Spelling like a Fweeper

[KitchenWitch]

19. It kind of started with a "things you think sound dirty" thread

I just took it to the next level.

[Bassic]

20. Ah yes, I now understand fully.

I masticated in front of my fiancée and unborn child. :D

[KitchenWitch]

21. Did your fiancee slap you?

:rofl:

[Bassic]

23. Hell yeah

But that only made me want to masticate some more :evilgrin: :rofl:

[riona]

22. now you'll have a whole family of masticators

:grouphug:

[KitchenWitch]

24. You know what they say

The family that masticates together....oh never mind!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

25. I believe that's still legal in MN.

But not for long, if the repubs have their way. They also want to ban Wednesday, since it's "hump day." Think of the children!

[KitchenWitch]

31. Well we all know that the GOP is the NO FUN ALLOWED party.

[rug]

26. Did you swallow?

[KitchenWitch]

30. Of course I did!

:P

[Wapsie B]

33. Oh dear god no.

Not again! You lady have a sickness. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

34. and your point is?

:evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

35. ...........

And I suppose you'll tell me you shaved too. :eyes:

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

36. Only my legs!

[Wapsie B]

37. Of course.