I get to play Wicked Step-Mother for a whole week!!

[Miss Marmelstein]

My 11 year old step-son is flying down tomorrow for Spring Break so I get to be the wicked step-mother all week.

I've already had the housekeeper short-sheet his bed, blocked all the channels on his tv except for the Cartoon network and changed the password on his computer.

Anything else I should do to make him feel welcome and piss him off?

:bounce: :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

1. cook him nothing but broccoli and brussels sprouts all week.

[Miss Marmelstein]

2. Oh, that's good....

except I don't cook and we can't get brussel sprouts here.

He actually likes broccoli. He hates anything with bananas, tho. Maybe a banana cream pie?

:bounce: :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

4. sounds good!

[orleans]

7. don't do it. he'll only grow up and get even with you

i say be nice, give him some money to spend when he goes out, give him time alone with dad, be supportive and happy to see him, and complimentary.

remember it can be a bit awkward being tween

besides, if you're cool and great then it will either piss his mom off or make her your friend.

(i know you're probably kidding, the kid is probably great and you're probably wonderful w/him. have fun! that's the most important piece of advice. have fun!)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You DIDN'T!

Or .......did you?

Wow....you are wicked!

I can't think of anything more...but that's because I'm just too damn sweet to treat any kid that way! O8)

:evilgrin:

[Miss Marmelstein]

5. Of course I did...

but I absolutely adore him and this is a running gag between us. I always refer to myself as the wicked step-mother and he just laughs.

I'm really excited for him to be here...haven't seen him since xmas break.

:bounce::bounce:

[texas1928]

6. No Miss M you be nice to 4 jr.

You know he likes you.

[Miss Marmelstein]

8. Hey, Texy.....

how you doing?

Of course I'll be nice to him....we always have such fun.

:hug:

[texas1928]

9. I am fine...

How you doing? You feeling better?

I know you will be nice. That is what I like about you. :D

[Miss Marmelstein]

10. I'm doing well, thanks....

was kinda depressed for awhile but have snapped out of it getting ready for Jr to arrive. He really cheers me up...even more than Quatro (just kidding 4). :loveya:

[texas1928]

12. Oh and For old times sake.

TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!
TWEAK!!!!

[Miss Marmelstein]

14. Back at you...

and with a twist and a twirl!

:bounce::bounce:

[texas1928]

15. And a few...

Swirls.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Lima beans

with every meal!

:evilgrin:

[Miss Marmelstein]

13. Yessss....Lima beans....

with sliced bananas. Perfect!

:toast:

[Robeson]

16. How about buying this outfit for him, then tell him you'd love for....

...him to wear it, because you've invited all the neighbors over to see him in it...

[Miss Marmelstein]

18. We live in Mexico...

that would really go over great here.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Here's a mask you can wear

[Miss Marmelstein]

19. Oh...my....god....

First I :spray:

Then I :puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Well, you did 'em in the proper order

:thumbsup:

[Robeson]

20. Wow, one would need a paint scapper to get all that off....

...or a pressure washer.

[KitchenWitch]

21. Nothing short of a sandblaster will do for that.

[Miss Marmelstein]

22. Please.....

tell me it was Halloween...yes? :shrug:

[lies and propaganda]

24. Cartoon network is on the naughty side!

take it away, its too much fun!

[Miss Marmelstein]

25. I think I'll have to block it too....

can't have him watching 'Adult Swim'.

[AllegroRondo]

26. He's 11 - only let him watch Nick Junior.