Last Night's Survivor

[Limbought]

Christa Gets The Boot.

And, if you ask me, it's her own damn fault. If she & Sandra had stuck to their alliance with Tijuana & Darrah last week, Burton would have been gone & probably either Lil or Jon this week.

Speaking of Johnny PhuckFace, if he swears on his grandmother's grave one more time, I am going to swim over there & punch that simper off both his faces! Plus, did you catch that "I'll order dinner for the ladies" action? BARF!

As for Lil, I guess she is a dumb as she looks.

[RWPTRBL]

1. But John swore this time..

And he has only lied every time the little weasel has opened his mouth..Maybe he is telling the truth this time...Bet you a dollar that little bastard voted for Bush

[Limbought]

33. It would be my guess,

that the slimeball doesn't even vote. You have to care about something other than yourself to even make the effort of getting to a polling place.

[Beaker]

36. I hope that "johnny fairplay" wins the game-

-and that when the votes were cast, nobody knew that he was lying about the dead grandma...It will make for the best final show EVER.
BTW- I saw in an interview with tijuana that the first time she knew he lied abou it was when the show was on TV the day before Thanksgiving.

[underpants]

37. Was she pissed?

I guess they all know now so it should be interesting anyway.

[Limbought]

38. Scroll down ....

I posted the link to her interview.

[Maine-i-acs]

2. Darrah .... mmmmm

A sweet southern chick that can fire a Blunderbus with deadly precision! My kinda gal ...

And not having tuned in for a while, I was pleasantly surprised by the nudity quotient. Burnett knows how to get people to watch crap ...

[frylock]

3. tijuana?!

Odd choice for a name. Been there several times. They should hold the next Survivor there!

[Brotherjohn]

4. The fact that Jon thinks he's so smart shows how dumb he really is.

The only reason he's still around because, to a number, everyone knows if it came to them and Jon in the Final 2, they'd win.

[Limbought]

5. Yeah, but that's what they said about Richard Hatch.

[Brotherjohn]

16. Not me. I thought Richard was shrewd and smart all the way.

Jon thinks he's that shrewd and smart, but he doesn't come close.

[TrogL]

6. Any more nudity?

I don't normally watch. I gave up on the first season and found out afterwards that Hatch(?) spent the last coupl'a episodes naked.

Beginning of this season, somebody stripped off to go diving for something (or was that Amazing race? - which I do watch) and a few weeks ago several guys stripped off to push something(?).

Not that I have any prurient interest.

[underpants]

13. Actually yes

During the reward challenge serveral of the girls tops fell down and they had to put in the fuzzy covering for them.

[LynneSin]

7. Three Girls and 2 guys

If those three girls keep sucking up to the guys I'll barf!!!

Seriously - Sandra and Darrah have to play this right. Go after whichever guy doesn't win immunity (or Burton if neither of them win it) and get him off of there.

Of course Burton is taking Jon to the final - everyone hates Burton.

I can't believe those women haven't figured it out yet about Jon's conniving ways.

:eyes:

[KensPen]

8. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH

The whole lot of them are dumb as stumps...

If the girls stuck to their alliance last week they had it made....

and YES Johnny talking about his gourmet skills had me laughing...

HE ORDERED F***ING CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!

and I bet a glass of White Zinfindel to go with it.

[skypilot]

9. Spa treatment

I loved the fact that after showering, getting a facial, being massaged, etc. John still looked like a scruffy, pasty faced weasel. No visible improvement whatsoever.

[Limbought]

12. What about Lil?

She said she probably needed a whole cucumber. My remark was: "Honey, you need the whole bushel!"

[skypilot]

14. Lil looked just a little better

...but she will always, it seems, have that sour, wounded look on her face. She is on my next to the last nerve. John is on my LAST nerve.

[RWPTRBL]

10. A few things the ladies dont know about Johnny fairplay..

Yes I would like Chicken Mcnuggets for the ladies..and lets get some extra honey sauce in that bag!!!! TOO FUNNY

[Limbought]

11. It's easy to see that ........

Jon is a real gour-meathead & a swave kinda guy!

[MaineDem]

15. I really laughed at the "chicken fingers" thing

What an idiot!

And Lil liked having him order for her? Puhleeze!

Jon is offensive. Why oh why do I watch that stupid show? Sometimes I hate myself! :D

I haven't seen the kicked off people on the Morning Show since Jon lied about his g'mother. They must be pretty pissed off at him now that they know.

[soothsayer]

17. And stupid Lil lucks into every single reward and even weasled her

way back on after being voted out, and she is so ICKY! How can Sandra say Lil is so nice???

Why didn't those gals get rid of j-fairplay and burton???

Wah! I mourn for Ruppert

[skypilot]

18. Now that you mention it

...I don't think that Sandra really thinks Lil is nice. I think that Sandra is playing the game with the final jury in mind and is doing a little butt kissing here and there.

[Limbought]

19. Now that Rupert is gone .....

Sandra is the one I'd like to see win the bucks.

[skypilot]

20. And speaking of Rupert

...he STILL looks pissed.

[underpants]

23. Funny that's what I was going to post earlier

Yeah he definitely still looks pissed.

[KFC]

22. Lil makes me sick

Stupid, whiny, overly sensitive and a constant grimace. Not to mention that freaking boy scout uniform. If she wins, I will be mighty pissed.

[Limbought]

34. I call her "Lackluster Lil"

Talk about a canidate for a makeover!

[mvd]

21. That's too bad

Haven't been watching much, but from what I've seen, Christa was by far my fave of the remaining Survivors. Helps with me that she's a computer programmer. :-)

[LynneSin]

24. She's also a Tweaker

I think it was either smoking gun or Drudge that drug up the reports that Christa was into Smack

:shrug:

[mvd]

28. Drudge has made things up before to get ratings

But even if it's so, it's not like she'll be my girlfriend - I just liked her on the show. Kind of dishonest, but most everyone has to be dishonest there - she didn't seem to like it.

[underpants]

25. John has to be totally screwing himself over for the rest of his life

Okay in the "everyone is forgiven" world of celebrity maybe not completely but I am sorry EVERYONE who watches this will never forget him telling that lie and then swearing on it to boot.

I can't wait to see the expressions when they find out he was lying.

[skypilot]

26. I kinda want to get a look at this grandma

...that John thinks will find his lie funny. I wonder if she still thinks it's funny now that he's "sworn" on her several times now.

[underpants]

27. Just don't interrupt her Jerry Springer

I'm not too sure I want to have the picture in my mind. :bounce:

She probably thinks it's funny, it's that kind of family I would suppose.

[skypilot]

29. I'm sure if we wait long enough

...we'll see her ON Jerry Springer--her and her transexual, lesbian stripper girlfriend.

[underpants]

35. Or......

I can just see Springer now bending over into John's face and saying, "You told people that your own grandmother was DEAD? and for what to win one stupid little contest and laugh about it with your friend? (something or other about misplaced priorities and lying)

The crowd resoundingly boos John, now that is when you know you are low.

[lazarus]

30. Apparently

She's been interviewed and said she thought it was hilarious.

What does it matter? It's a freaking game!

[Liberal Veteran]

31. I want Sandra to win because she is funny as hell!

She just comes out and says what's on her mind like last night when she talking strategy with Darrah and said that needed to get rid of the guys first and then said or maybe we could just get rid of Burton because Jon is like a girl in challenges.

[Limbought]

32. Interview with Tijuana

http://www.kmov.com/news/asseenonnews4/stories/kmov_entertainment_031201_asttijuanabradley.5e3cf0ad.html