Fundies Say the Darndest Things

[deadparrot]

Yes, we share a planet with these people...

http://www.fstdt.com/

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1. Always good for a laugh

Or an eyeroll




I'm being berated here. I have read the Bible but not the whole thing from begining to end. I do have a job you know. I read parts of chapters and verses and canont remmeber eveyrthing. It's ahrd when you've got to keep runing around all day."

Half_Life, IIDB


I've said dozens of times that the average atheist has read more of the Bible than most Fundies.


Not everyone gets abortions just for kicks. But a lot of people do. "

JoJo!, Myspace


Yeah, an abortion is my idea of a rockin' time on a Friday night.


"Separation of Church and State doesn't exist. The constitution simply states that Congress shall make no law establishing a state religion. That means the President could constitutionally declare Christianity the country's religion, or any state legislature for example."

Swordofgeddon, Rapture Ready


Some people just don't have a clue. :crazy:


Jesus Christ would have been, without a doubt, a conservative. Therefore, He would not vote Republican."

Lighthouse, TheologyOnline


I guess a conservative Jebus would have voted Democratic? Green? Socialist? :shrug:





Now, I could care less what the founders of this country were tripping on at the time. It's meaningless from my perspective. As Christians we should live our call and shape society and governemental authority to the Christian ideal regardless of intentions of the founders of a state."

QuantaCura, Christian Forums


Oh, but when the fundies are claiming that the Founding Fathers were rabid Christians they think that we should all bow to their "original intentions" at the time the nation was founded. :eyes:


"

Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.

Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path
"

Marie O's, Christian Forums


If she is the one who insists he wear such a device, he is a fool for staying engaged to her. If he is wearing it of his own volition he is insane.