Katie Holmes Contemplating Childbirth in a Scientology Ship?

[JI7]

is this for real or a joke ?

<Pregnant Katie Holmes could be planning to give birth to Tom Cruise's baby in a Scientology Ship called Freewinds. Insiders say Scientology devotee Tom Cruise is desperate for his baby to be born under strict rules set out by the religious sect. And he is thought to be pushing for Katie to give birth in a Scientology center - which could include one of the religion's specialist luxury cruise-liners.

As well as being a completely controlled environment, the main bonus for the celebrity couple would be privacy. "Tom's concerned that at a hospital someone might sneak into Katie's room and take pictures," said a source close to Katie's family.

Scientology expert Rick Ross said: "I think the birth will be on The Freewinds" - referring to Scientology's luxury cruise liner. Wherever it happens, if they stick strictly to Scientology rules Tom will not be allowed in the delivery room, the birth will have to be drug-free, and Katie will be surrounded by silence during the delivery and for several hours afterwards.

Insiders insist Katie's family are pushing for a regular hospital birth. "They'd feel more at peace with all the resources a hospital can provide," a source said. And friends say Katie is feeling "a lot of stress' over the birth. "She's doesn't know what to expect," the source said. "This is her first birth." >

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[SoCalDem]

1. I think Katie is "planning her escape" as we read this stuff

One day when Freaky leaves the house, she will cautiously remove herself from the loony-bin he calls home..and beat a path to her parents' house.. IF SHE HAS HALF A BRAIN CELL LEFT..

Hit the road Katie..

[necso]

9. One certainly hopes so.

What medieval, cruel, pointless, insane nonsense.

[ET Awful]

2. She might want to check into the years of asbestos complaints aboard

the Freewinds, alont with other problems (such as people dying aboard the ship and things like that).

http://xenutv.bogie.nl/interviews/lawrence-freewinds.htm

Yup, sounds like a healthy place to have a baby.

[mikeytherat]

3. "Yup, sounds like a healthy place to have a baby."

The cruise ship or anywhere in the vicinity of Tommy Boy (or both)?

mikey_the_rat

[ET Awful]

7. A little from column A and a little from Column B

:P

[LostinVA]

4. Yup, not allowed to scream, moan, etc, during labor either

[LaurenG]

5. I also heard a blip on the news that he wants sole custody of

the child. :wtf:

[Sequoia]

20. What a freaky madman.

I wonder, even if she wanted to get away, could she? I bet he never lets her out of his sight. I wouldn't want to be on that ship. After baby's born the couple might walk along the edge of the ship, and whoops...bye, bye Katie. "The ship just lurched and she was gone," cried Tom, "now I'll have my very own Science baby to myself."

Get out now Katie.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

22. grrrrrrrrrr

[hopein08]

28. So did they break up then?

Otherwise, why would custody be an issue? Or is part of a pre-nup? Aren't they supposed to be getting married?

[crispini]

6. What a nutcase.

Katie had better get AWAY from this jackass asap if she knows what's good for her!

[Deja Q]

8. Religious sect? Since when did cults become official?

[WCGreen]

10. The main point is....

Who the fuck cares what these wacko people do....

It's a free country....

[meegbear]

11. Any religion with a luxury cruise-liner isn't a religion

QED

[mikeytherat]

12. So many potential jokes...

"Tom's Cruise"

"Tom's Cruisin"

I'll say one thing about Tom's Cruise, there was no shortage of closet space!

mikey_the_rat

[LaraMN]

13. Can Tom go with, and can they never land, please?

:thumbsup:

On second look- I see "never dock" would be more appropriate.

[Elidor]

14. We already know that Tom's boat doesn't put in at all the harbors

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

16. Some people don't think so.

But then some people buy the "liberating Iraq" line too.
:rofl:

[grace0418]

18. Yeah, and too bad all the icebergs are melting...

global warming strikes again.

[dr.strangelove]

15. FREE KATIE

http://www.freekatie.com/

[Elidor]

17. ROFL!

[dr.strangelove]

24. i bought a shirt for my wife

thats my favorite one too.

[gollygee]

19. HAHA

I hadn't seen that :D

[TallahasseeGrannie]

21. RUN, KATIE! RUN!

[dogday]

23. Tom Cruise sounds like a freaking control freak

If I were Katie, all you would see of me is my ass, elbows and the soles of my feet as I ran to the nearest hospital to have a pain free delivery.... Freak that man!!!

[petronius]

25. I don't think Katie Holmes is planning anything at all... (nt)

[Mike Daniels]

26. Katie will be surrounded by silence during delivery...(from art.)

Without drugs I have a hard time believing that there's going to be much silence coming from Katie during the delivery.

[Mad_Dem_X]

29. I doubt she's even pregnant at all

Girl can't even visit the ladies' room w/o Tom, I heard. They put up particians (sp?) so no one could see her in there. I think the whole thing's a fake. But that's a whole other story.

[Katherine Brengle]

27. I think that Tom should have his skin peeled off w/o drugs--

then maybe there would be ANYTHING fair about this.

[Ravenseye]

30. Wow check out this picture of her

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=216968>1=100

She's looking really bad.

[mvd]

31. Wow - that doesn't even look like her

Sad. I've been considering taking her out of my crush list. :-( Have stuck with her for a long time.

[sakabatou]

32. If the child cries, does it become void?

[riona]

33. a spaceship would be more appropriate