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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:26 PM
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I'm not gonna be liberal no more - it's a waste of time.
I've just decided that being a liberal isn't worth the effort any more. What does being a liberal get me? The intelligence to know that I'm getting fucked by the government. Big whoopty doo.

So, I'm turning freep, so that, even though I'll still be fucked by the government - and most times, by my own hand - I'll be convinced that everything is going really well and that there is no problem, even as my gangrenous arm falls off because I can't afford health care.

That just sounds easier.

When we're all in the bread lines together, fearing being arrested and sent to Gitmo or "psychological healing" or just being executed for wearing the wrong color or reading or whatever the crime du jour the Life-valuing Christian fascists have made for that day, I'll be the one blaming Klintoon. Say hello if you get a chance!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:31 PM
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1. Rabrrrrrr outside Gitmo. 5 years from now
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:33 PM
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2. Quite a charming cocktail gown.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:35 PM
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3. Correction- Cigar smoking jacket
Gotta get the Klintoon terminology correct

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:49 PM
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6. ROTFL!!
Edited on Tue Mar-07-06 06:50 PM by Rabrrrrrr
That was me last Sunday at Washington Square!

I'm not taking the blue dress off until the liberals stop destroying america and are all rounded up in camps, because if there's one thing I believe in above all else, it's personal freedom and getting the government off our backs, which is the army should be used to round up people with the wrong thoughts.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:36 PM
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4. I used to be a conservative
It's very simplistic. The government taxes my income, therefore I hate the government. It's also very reassuring to hear your views echoed on talk radio 24/7.

What the hell man? You only live once. Might as well try out life on the simple side the aisle. :crazy:
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 06:42 PM
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5. Dibs on his locker and Che t-shirt.
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