Complete this: "Bode Miller! You won zip! What are you going to do next?..

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[derby378]

1. "I'm gonna shove my ski pole up my own ass! Watch this! OW!!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. "I'm going to party, and do beer bongs, at an Olympic level!"

[Inspired]

3. I'm going to the carnival outside the strip mall in Joliet, IL

Disneyland doesn't want me

[gizmo1979]

4. I'm going to Disney world!nt

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. I'm going to go home, sleep for two days, then eat

seven gallons of chocolate ice cream, spend 48 straight hours on the old Playstation 2 "SSX on Tour" (where I still rule the slopes), sleep again, draink two cases of Heffenreffer and a bag of Cheeze Doodles, then collapse into a puddle of my own foamy orange vomit after arguing with a Wheaties Box.

ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!

[derby378]

11. ginbarn sez, "You're the winner!"

DING-DING-DING-DING!!!

I'm crying in laughter right now...

[Richard Steele]

6. "I'm going to Disney World- I heard they are hiring!"

[Scout1071]

7. "I'm going to Rehab!"

Great job Bode. Asswipe.

I love to party, but can't imagine going out and staying out all night if I was representing my country in the olympics the next day.

What selfish prick.

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15. That's my favorite so far!

[peekaloo]

8. Porn

two weeks fooking around in Italy is just the beginning.

[LisaL]

9. What else? Drink, and then drink some more.

[SmileyBoy]

10. I'm going to Wisconsin Dells!!!

D'OH!!!

[kwassa]

12. I'm going to spend my huge endorsement from Nike!

on wine, women, and drugs, and fuck 'em if they don't like it!

Money well spent, as far as I am concerned.

[tjwash]

13. I'm sure he has a long career doing infomercials ahead of him.

nt

[leftofthedial]

14. I'm going to Disney World, where

I have a job dressing up like Pluto and scaring the kids.