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mousie (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:04 AM Original message |
Steven Wright Humor |
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BurgherHoldtheLies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
1. Here's another gem from Steven Wright... |
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mousie (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:14 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. me too! |
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Barking Spider (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 06:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
25. still touring |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Very good! Thank you! nt. |
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fight4my3sons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
3. I always loved him. |
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mousie (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. yes... LOL! I remember that one! n/t |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
5. "it's a small world, but i wouldn't want to have to paint it." |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
7. I have a huge sea shell collection. Maybe you've seen it. |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 09:56 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Some people are afraid of heights. I 'm afraid of widths. |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
9. I love this one... |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
10. I plan to get a tattoo of myself |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
11. That's a nice chandelier . . . |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
12. One Of My Favorite Comics Ever |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Oops I dropped my button hole." |
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BurgherHoldtheLies (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. LOL. Good ones. nt |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
15. I remember one about spending a fortune on shampoo |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. 'I bought some instant water |
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Metta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
17. another one. |
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mousie (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:28 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. wow > so many good ones!!! |
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Metta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:32 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. thumbs up! |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
20. My all time favorite was.... |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?" nm |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 03:44 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. I met my girlfriend in a department store |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. I once bought a puppy and named him "Stay". |
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mousie (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. hehe!! good ones! |
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Barking Spider (200 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
26. I just got skylights put in my place... |
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corksean (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-17-06 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
27. "I once made instant coffee in the microwave..... |
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