What job couldn't they pay you all the money in the world to do?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Discuss.


Me: President of the U.S. or Psychotherapist .......

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[jpgray]

1. Crazy Guggenheim's popcorn maker

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Go out into a wet, cold, rainy, soaking wet junkyard

to look for a used bumper for my car.

Even though they goofed up and the bumper was the wrong year, I brought them Dunkin Donuts anyway.

[Divameow77]

3. Fluffer

for porn, ick.

[LeftyMom]

4. Slaughterhouse worker

:scared: :puke:

[Catchawave]

7. or culling baby boy chicks :(

Nasty jobs in the meat, egg and dairy businesses :(

[LeftyMom]

10. You know who I feel really sad for?

The person who takes the baby dairy cows away from thier mothers before they can nurse, so they can go to the veal factory. That must tear a person up inside, but as long as people drink cow's milk the babies that would otherwise drink that milk have to go somewhere.

It'd tear me up tugging the calves away and watching thier mothers try to follow, listening to them call out to each other. I pity the man who takes the calves away, because if he's human at all he must die a little inside every time.

I know I would.

[Catchawave]

11. just heartbreaking, especially

that the babies do suffer in crates til they're slaughtered. Who can do that to them :cry:

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Executioner.

End of Line.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. These jobs:

Proctologist
Prison warden
Mortician
Meat packer
Accountant (I'm mathematically challenged)
Submariner (a wee bit of claustrophobia)
Fundamentalist pastor
Animal control officer
Roofer

[MrScorpio]

8. So the President's Analyst is straight out?

[XemaSab]

13. That film

was funny as shit.

Go check it out.

[MrScorpio]

15. I have!

One of my faves

[XemaSab]

16. It's almost like a precursor to Austin Powers,

strangely.

[Blue_In_AK]

22. One of my all-time favorite movies.

:thumbsup:

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Wiping Shrub's butt.

[Fredda Weinberg]

12. I quit rather than

help raid the pensions of Pan Am and Eastern airline employees. No regrets.

[MaggieSwanson]

14. Most of the aforementioned (ugh), plus

bullfighter
one of those high-rise window washers hanging off scaffolding all day.


And I say...CG for President! C'mon, it wouldn't be THAT bad...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!

:popcorn:

[graywarrior]

18. A job that required work.

[AngryAmish]

19. Winter Olympics commentator

Me "Why am I here? I'm having a drink. Watch for yourself. This sucks."

[liberaltrucker]

20. Police officer

nt

[TheBaldyMan]

21. Cheney's Gun Dog

n/t