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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:34 PM Original message |
Since we're all a bunch of pervs, |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Okay, but you used the word "brief" in there... |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. I would enjoy seeing you with no clothes on |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:36 PM Original message |
Except a pair of boots |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. Come ON! Get in the spirit! |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. You just want to fail my challenge, don't you?! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:42 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. are you implying there's something dirty about your body? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:43 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Oh please! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. Wearing boots is very practical in Minnesota... |
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Kid OfThe Black Hole (108 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. in keeping with the theme of this thread |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:39 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. YOU CANNOT use the word "boots" in one of my threads, |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #12 |
81. Really? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:29 PM Response to Reply #81 |
84. I can't imagine. |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #84 |
88. saintly reputation |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
6. Is that my foot-long hot dog? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:41 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. NO! |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
9. I could really use a good screw |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
17. NO! |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:44 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. sorry, let me try again: I think I'd like to screw in my office chair |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:49 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Trying...... not to encourage..... |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
10. I must have told you the one about the six-inch pianist |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
11. OK......I distinctly am getting a challenge! |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
13. Apparently, I have to offer an example: |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
15. Sorry Lara |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. I hate to do this, but... |
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Tom Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
18. There's nothing better than... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Aughh! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:15 PM Response to Reply #18 |
58. Dipping into a nice hot Shepard's Pie |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:43 PM Response to Original message |
20. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:45 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Anyone care to challenge? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:46 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. You're welcome |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
37. Well, sure, Math! |
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imperialismispasse (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:18 PM Response to Reply #24 |
60. Well |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 05:53 PM Response to Reply #24 |
89. 'Sum of the squares' makes me think of |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:55 PM Response to Reply #20 |
38. "The square of the hypotenuse is equal to, etc," |
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AirmensMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. My pussy cat had a hot hunk of meat for her "afternoon delight" snack. |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. My girlfriend is moving. I like her box. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:57 PM Response to Reply #27 |
42. That is both dirty, AND makes no sense. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:00 PM Response to Reply #42 |
48. Sure it does... |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:00 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. Oh! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:16 PM Response to Reply #51 |
59. Stop banging me with that big stick! |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:00 PM Response to Reply #42 |
50. It makes sense! she's moving to a new place. I'm going to help |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
28. Oh LaraMN |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:51 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. You should be giddy! |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:02 PM Response to Reply #32 |
54. Au Contraire! |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
29. I tried to think of something not dirty, but it's too hard |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:50 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. *snort* |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
33. I'll try again |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:56 PM Response to Reply #33 |
40. Yeah, I like to watch, too. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. I love watching men take a shower! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
35. Impossible. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:55 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. I'm going to have to concur. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:56 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. For when you've run out of booze? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:58 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. and objects to throw at the teevee. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
36. Newton's three laws of motion are: |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
43. Christmas songs, right? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:59 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus... |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
45. The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
46. I am. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:01 PM Response to Reply #46 |
53. ...therefore I think filthy thoughts. |
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swimboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
49. Very serious entry, for real. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:04 PM Response to Reply #49 |
56. Because upon placing the books in order, the story of the Bible reaches |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 05:55 PM Response to Reply #49 |
90. "..and he beget her, and she beget him..." |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
52. Can you stop the bus and let my brother Jack off. |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:03 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. ah, highlighting the importance of proper capitalization |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:07 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. So Uncle Jack is in one version , and in at least one regard, |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
61. Four score and seven years ago |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:25 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. That's more than one statement, but here are some words to play with: |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
62. I think, therfore I am. nt. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
63. I've been pounding my Wang all day |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:28 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Does a wang get a hardrive like other models? |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
66. I enjoy |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:35 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. When you get up, it's important to stay up. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:46 PM Response to Reply #67 |
73. But you didn't say for how long. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:51 PM Response to Reply #73 |
77. Until the evening comes, of course. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:06 PM Response to Reply #77 |
83. Of course. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:37 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. That one was tainted from the get-go... |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:40 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Yep, a total set-up. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:45 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. But ~ wait a minute. Look at it this way: |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:48 PM Response to Reply #71 |
74. No way, Joani! I'm not buyin'! |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:00 PM Response to Reply #74 |
80. Oh My! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:49 PM Response to Reply #71 |
76. Yeah? Then what's the story on that mini-skirted flirt in your post? |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:03 PM Response to Reply #76 |
82. That was then. This is now. A lady is entitled to change her mind! |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
70. Clean: "I enjoy drinking coffee while reading the morning paper." |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
72. Strap-on Jesus toast |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:49 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Snow Angel pictures. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:52 PM Response to Reply #72 |
78. Even I'm disturbed by that one. |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
79. LaraMN, thanks for patiently letting me butt-in with my posts. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #79 |
85. "Butt-in." |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
86. Nice palm, I read a great deal of pleasure in your future. |
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GalleryGod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
87. When you're having more than one! |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
91. GO! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
92. People should go to church on Sunday. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-16-06 06:17 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. That's TOO easy |
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