What is your favorite Bush "humiliation fantasy?"

[Tyler Durden]

A few years back there was a mediocre film with some funny moments called "Little Nicky," starring Adam Sandler as one of the three sons of Satan, and Harvey Keitel as Satan (that made the film at least worth seeing.)

Anyway, near the start there's a scene where Hitler is ushered into Satan's throne room wearing a French maid's outfit, complete with short skirt, frilly petticoat and panties. Satan guides him over to a door which Hitler opens. Inside are shelves covered with pineapples. Hitler picks a small one, and Satan shakes his head. Hitler picks the biggest real pineapple I've ever seen, Satan smiles, Hitler has his arms held by demons and is bent over. Satan rears back with the pineapple, stops, reverses it so the spines at the top are first, and rams it up Hitler's ass.

Every time I see that, I DIE laughing, and now I picture Bush and other of his minions in Hitler's place.

[LiberalVoice]

1. Little Nicky is a funny ass movie...

I dont think I could come up with a "humilation scene" for that piece of shit. Too full of hatred for him.

[Tyler Durden]

2. Humiliation is the BEST thing for a piece of shit like him.

From the root word, HUMBLE. To Humble that miserable excuse for a human being, publically and with longevity so that his thrice great ancestors would be embarrassed to have the same name is, I believe, exactly what he needs.

Besides, it advocates no physical harm. Works for me, anyway.

Can I help shove the pineapple up his ass?

[BurtWorm]

3. My current one is that the Dem candidate says something to make him cry

during one of the debates.

[Aristus]

4. LOL!

I love that one! I'm still laughing at the image!

[Tyler Durden]

5. Burt, I love you.

Your's is even better than mine, except that we all know he does not possess normal human feelings.

Remember that Daddy didn't "get" the "...vision thing..." and mommy is like the Nazi Camp Sub-Commandant from "Seven Beauties." I doubt he feels anything above the level of a Three Stooges short, and I mean one with Shemp not Curly.

[Zero Gravitas]

9. yeah

I've been hoping that the Dem makes him angry and he has a hissy fit on national TV. Also I hope that he cries or better yet doesn't show for the new President's swearing in Jan 2005.

[brainshrub]

10. I think it will happen.

Although it's more likely that Bush will do an O'Reilly and storm out of the debate, then have a good cry in the green-room.

During the Bush/Gore debates, Gore never really pushed hard for answers to important issues. And when Gore did post a question directly to W, Bush would say: "Look how he's attacking me! He's breaking the rules."

This time around, if there is a debate, (Note I said IF.) Dean will pop Georgies head open like a zit on a teenager.

[BurtWorm]

13. A good line: "Are you lying or just ill-informed about your policies?"

Can be used about just about anything. It occurred to me while thinking about Medicare prescriptions.

[hlthe2b]

6. For me, it has to include all his Repug and "Xian Right"

moving on to someone else and denouncing him. All, his support gone and the Congressional Repigs looking for cover, they cooperate in a full scale impeachment proceding and criminal investigation. Bush's pictures are everywhere, culminating in a orange-overalled perp walk to face 5-10 in a Federal Penitentiary. And, he gets to see all his creepy BFEE going down with him: Rumsfield, Cheney, Delay, AsssKKKroft, then Neal, Jeb, etc., etc. George the Senior with Babs head off to exile in some bleak country, but face years of efforts for extradition.



Yup, that's my fantasy...

[pansypoo53219]

7. i just got an image of

Bar with the chimperor over her lap and being spanked by her.
WHICH SHE SHOULS HAVE DONE YEARS AGO.
but never would she think ill of her idiot spawn.

[terrya]

8. Can it be about Barbara Bush?

My fantasy is someone throwing a bucket of water on Bar, and Bar then shrieking "I'm MELTING!"

The evil, Wicked Witch of Kennebunkport melts into nothing. Millions cheer.

[7th_Sephiroth]

14. Dubya's reaction

to any negativity, i have a feeling if anyone yelled out "you suck" at one of his speaches, he will break down and cry

[Tyler Durden]

16. CERTAINLY!

Feel free to WAIL on Babs, the older OR the younger.

Mom thinks Babs is behind the whole thing, and that neither George 1 or George 2 could wipe their ass properly without her supervision.

[wryter2000]

11. The elections

Bush getting 10% of the popular vote and every single moronic repug congressman and senator getting the boot, too. Then, McCain and his ilk taking over the Republican party and declaring that the Xtians and the corpocrats will no longer be welcome at the public trough.

Then, really having a liberal media so they can't even find a voice to whine with for the next 20 years. Limbaugh and Savage cancelled. The real numbers of books like Coulter's and O'Really's being released to discover that -- aha! they never even earned out their advances.

Stop me before I write a whole novel...:)

[KinkyDem]

12. I must admit to liking

those bBush girls. I think their both sort of cute. Go ahead flame me. WHatever.

And Skinner said no more sex threads so I'll leave that alone.

:spank:

[BurtWorm]

15. No wonder they call you kinky Dem!

:hi:

PS: Might be interesting if Jenna or Bar started dating Snoop Dog or 50 Cent. It would be like a Dave Chapell fantasy.