Don't ask me how I know

[many a good man]

The hotel I'm staying at washes the table linens with their bedding.

I just got back from the hotel restaurant and ... ungh! ... don't ask me how I know.

Thank your lucky stars if you have a job that doesn't require you to travel.

[LeftyMom]

1. Yuck.

:puke:

Usually the bleach the shit out of everything, though.

[many a good man]

2. "Don't worry about that pubic hair next to your fork. Its been sterilized.

Gosh. I didn't even count the blonde hairs on my table cloth!

[LeftyMom]

3. I figured it was pubes.

Eeew.

Look up, maybe it just means the waitstaff fucked on your table before opening for the evening. :silly:

[Redstone]

4. so if they did, what kind of wine should be serve with

...no, I just can't say it. Low even by my standards. Never mind.

Redstone

[Skittles]

5. I wonder if they use the same mop for the kitchens and the bathrooms

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