Oh my god I am gay!!

[billyskank]

I just checked, and my throw pillows match my curtains, and there is NOT football on the TV!!! :o

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4701044&mesg_id=4703755

;)

[terrya]

Yes, Billy...that certainly is one telltale sign.

And if you want, there's a great group of people in the GLBT forum who will welcome you to your new life. :-)

Just kidding...

[billyskank]

7. Woo hoo!

Will I get a new toaster? :)

[terrya]

9. You're in luck...

February is small microwave oven month. :-)

[billyskank]

14. Ah, good season to turn gay!

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

1. YOu're just saying that

to be my reserve emergency backup gay lounge boyfriend.

[billyskank]

3. LOL!

I never thought of that! But Khashka would never forgive me. :hi:

[hfojvt]

25. Nah, I think

he was hoping you'd try to convert him.

[LeftyMom]

26. Probably

:eyes:

[billyskank]

30. Busted!

:blush:

[Shine]

2. LOL! NOW what?

:loveya:

[billyskank]

8. I don't know!

I'm all flustered. :loveya:

[Call Me Wesley]

4. You have throw pillows?

Uhm ... ;)

[billyskank]

10. Yes!

Um... :think:

[hfojvt]

27. Well what else

are you supposed to use for indoor football?

[Call Me Wesley]

32. LOL!

I totally missed that aspect.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I do think that there's one way that's more accurate......

in telling if you're gay or not......

But I can't say it, because I don't want to get your thread locked! :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

11. You should leave that to SeattleGirl

:hi:

[flvegan]

6. That means I'm gay, too.

So, billyskank...what's up?

[billyskank]

12. Apart from discovering my new sexuality

about which I probably need some time to adjust, I'm okay, thanks! You?

[LeftyMom]

19. Okay this isn't funny anymore

New lounge rule: at all times at least one of LMommy's admireers must remain hetero.

[billyskank]

23. Okay, from now on, Khashka must be hetero

It's only fair! :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. NOW you tell us!

;) :hi:

[billyskank]

15. I was quite surprised myself MrsG!

Please believe me! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I'm just wondering what that makes me. I watch football and the only

room in my house with curtains is the bathroom. I do have throw pillows though...I'm so confused. :cry:

[billyskank]

21. Wow that is complicated! But I don't care what you are

and I don't think anybody else does either. We just love you anyway! :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Sure, YOU say that...

;) :hug:

[SOteric]

16. I'm sure that's true, but sadly

or luckily as the case maybe be, you're a gay woman trapped in a man's body. Or something like that. :hi:

[billyskank]

17. Oh, a sort of male lesbian tomboy

that sort of thing? :hi:

[SOteric]

31. Yes. Kind of.

Which makes you eligible for the toaster, but still not able to feel any stirrings in your trousers for the nekkid male form. :hi:


Or, -possibly, you're just a dude with some sense of style and that other thread is nucking futty.

[billyskank]

37. I think that other thread is nefinitely dutty!

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

20. NOW you tell me

sheesh ;)

[billyskank]

28. Sorry!

I found out kinda late in the day. Now I'm going to have to start flirting with everybody I never flirted with before, and vice versa! It's so complicated. Maybe I should just be like Khashka and flirt with absolutely everybody?

[GirlinContempt]

33. Might be an idea

might get you in to trouble though ;)

[billyskank]

36. My dear GirlinContempt

trouble is my speciality! :)

[realisticphish]

22. same here

now one could chalk that up to a female roommate, but i could be gay, too :shrug:

[billyskank]

29. No female roommate

I live alone!

[tjwmason]

34. In that case

you really must come and 'visit' ;)

But I'm guessing that your gayness doesn't extend quite so far as finding men attractive. :evilfrown:

[billyskank]

35. I was wondering when you would turn up!

:rofl:

You found me out, mason. I guess I am just Gay In Name Only. Sorry, my friend! :pals:

[tjwmason]

41. I have to admit that you make a very charming straight

and appear not to mind being flirted with by your male admirers - so stick with it say I. :pals:

That said, your suggestion about flirting with everybody a la Khash is a very fine one.

[swimboy]

44. GINO!!!

The world is a better place when everyone ascribes to the Equal Opportunity Flirtation Manifesto. :pals:

[Blue-Jay]

38. Ha! Ha! This country is called U-R-Gay!

[madrchsod]

39. jeez! i sell "window fashions"

and subscribe to many "design magazines". i also reupholster "vintage furniture" and watch various home improvement shows.... ok,ok---- i guess i`ll confess everything---i watch project runway and queer eye! i guess i`d better tell my wife

[billyskank]

40. Definitely

How did you sail under the radar so long? :hi:

[madrchsod]

43. i have a gaydar jammer.......

[deadparrot]

42. Oh--I thought you saw Brokeback Mountain.

:shrug:

[Deep13]

45. Thank you for contacting God, due to unusually high call volume...nt

[In_The_Wind]

46. OMG!

I don't have throw pillows that match my curtains. Does that mean I'm not gay?

[billyskank]

47. I don't know!

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

48. I don't have curtains, but I DO have throw pillows

does that mean I'm bi ???:shrug:

[xchrom]

49. come to my house -- we'll do some redecorating -- and then

i'll let you know if you're gay.