"In The Stall With Those Cheerleaders"

[flvegan]

"The statements, previously withheld by Tampa cops, tell of moaning, 'going down,' and eyes rolling back into one woman's head as Keathley and Thomas allegedly cavorted in a bathroom stall--much to the consternation of a long line of women waiting to use the facilities."

The Smoking Gun has posted the police witness accounts of the alleged sexual encounter/brawl involving those two Carolina Panther cheerleaders on their website:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0201061tampa1.html

Just an fyi for those interested.

[no name no slogan]

1. "a disturbance at Banana Joe's Nightclub"

Well at least it wasn't at Clammy Carmen's Pub
:hide:

[DS1]

6. or just go all the way

Willy Wanker's Beaverhouse and Clamtacular Tacopatch

[texas1928]

8. Or the Slick Taco Joint.

:hide:

[DS1]

2. Ok, so were these witnesses climbing up to look over the door

or do they have x-ray vision or were the cheerleaders really just reading aloud some bad erotic literature?

[flvegan]

3. The report goes into detail as to how they saw them.

Appears one of them was standing on the toilet, so her head was above the top. She had the appearance of someone having sex. The direction of the other girl's shoes suggests she was making an honest woman of her.

[DS1]

4. Evidently womens' bathroom floors are cleaner than mens'

At least, I hope they are.

[flvegan]

7. Considering it was, like 2am on a weekend night

and considering what this place is like (I live, maybe 5 miles away), it was probably as clean as the average porta-potti at Woodstock.

[DS1]

10. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

they nasty

[LeftyMom]

5. Thanks so much for keeping the lounge on top of the lesbian cheerleader

situation. :eyes:

Oops, I said "on top of the lesbian cheerleader" and you're at work. Sorry.

[flvegan]

9. I feel it's important for me to be on top of the lesbian cheerleaders

at all times.

When events like this, um, go down, they need to have complete exposure.

[DS1]

11. A thorough investigation leading to a penetrating report is always

smiled upon. In a vertical market, of course

[AngryAmish]

12. I demand that justice is done in this case

There must be an open trial, televised of course, repleat with photos, videotapes and most importantly re-inactments.

Justice demands this.

[Crankie Avalon]

13. Too long to read, but just looking at their photos...

...are they really cheerleaders? They look more like rough-looking porno women to me.


Mugshot is right.

[flvegan]

14. Kick for the cheerleaders!