What's your favorite break-up line?

[XNASA]

Mine is:

"Release me. Whatever my faults, I don't deserve this."

:patriot:

[ET Awful]

1. How about . . . Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye.

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

3. LOL!

:rofl: :spray:

[Hugin]

2. "Buh-bye"

If I'm lucky.

;)

[XNASA]

4. If luck doesn't work, you could just whip out a $20.

That oughtta do it.

[Dora]

5. "Let Go of My Leg."

also

"You're right. I can't definitively say that you and I will never have a relationship because never is a mighty long time. I'll limit myself by saying that if it happens, it won't happen in this lifetime. Now, do you have anything else to say? Because I have to go to work and I'm done with you."

[AllegroRondo]

6. "I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me"

written on a post-it note.

[WeRQ4U]

7. "I've realized that our relationship has encountered an obstacle.."

"I fucking hate your guts."

[XNASA]

9. Ah, the direct method.

You can't go wrong with that one.

[sundog]

8. "you're creeping me out"

[XNASA]

10. Spoken like a true pro.

:thumbsup:

[sundog]

12. it's just the most recent one

:D

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. "Fuck you,

I'm outta here."

Really produces results. :D

[XNASA]

19. Results are what matters most.

:hi:

[catmandu57]

20. Dammit fudge stripe you stole my line

Okay one I've used, Take a good look it's the last one you get.

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. Sorry cat!

Yours works well too.

:hi:

[texas1928]

13. It's not you...

It's the smell.

The girl smelled like fish.

I am serious like fish. It happened over time.

[swag]

14. It's not you, it's me: I don't like you.

[XNASA]

21. I used that one once, but it was more like.....

"I don't like you. But it's not your fault."

[Dangerously Amused]

25. It's not you, it's me. And I'll never change.

[AngryAmish]

15. Into the mud, scum queen!

[AlCzervik]

16. "You were only a booty call"

[sundog]

17. hahaha

:rofl:

i have to remember that one

[kick-ass-bob]

18. "It isn't me, it's you"

:D

[Deep13]

22. "Hey, look over there!" Run away. nt

[Sugar Smack]

24. "It's the Queen of England!!"

:D

[RetroLounge]

26. "My wife is on the way home, you gotta go now"

works every time...

Well, it used to... :D

RL

[Crazy Dave]

34. Or....

my wife is getting out of prison next week.

[alkaline9]

27. "How about one last time before I dump your ass?" nt

[ComerPerro]

30. Nice

[Squatch]

28. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

[Heidi]

43. "You're absolutely right.

There's only room for one Squatch in this relationship." :)

[nickgutierrez]

29. Hey, do I have a nail in my back tire? n/t

[XNASA]

31. Smooth.

:hi:

[Susang]

32. Mine is: "I just got back from the doctor's.............."

They're usually gone before I get a chance to finish the sentence. :evilgrin:

[Crazy Dave]

33. For guys only:

If you really want to break up with someone, and she has a really sweet looking sister, say "Hey, can you talk your sister into a threesome with us?"
I personally guarantee it to work for you but if it doesn't and she agrees, you might want to reconsider. :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

35. You've disenchanted my Zauberflöte

[XNASA]

37. Such sadness.

That's the worst.

[jpgray]

40. It's more dramatic if I'm dating a soprano at the time

[XNASA]

41. I can only imagine how dramatic it would be if you were dating...

...a castradi.

[HughBeaumont]

36. In the immortal words of the Mentors:

"My erection is over."

[Jokerman]

38. "I'll call you."

Got that one from Sam Malone on "Cheers".

[Heidi]

39. Clearly, this isn't working. (nt)

[no name no slogan]

42. I won't be parolled until 2030

[Crazy Dave]

44. Any remember in the movie "Jerry Maguire".....

where he breaks up with the first girlfriend who thought she was all it? My last fiancee was like that when I called things off. She told me I didn't realize that I was the luckiest man in the world to be with a woman as beautiful as she was, something like that anyway, and that every guy in town would tell me so. I said, "until they find out what an argumentative and stuck-up bitch you are, then they'll tell me to run", which I did and the choice was for the better with the current Mrs. "DaveTheWave"

[Sugar Smack]

45. "What we need here is a failure to communicate."

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