So who wants to come over and eat a whole lot of orange jello off of my

[LaraMN]

kitchen floor. The little boy has learned how to open the fridge. Not. good.

[Hugin]

1. No thanks...

I don't even eat off of my own floors. LOL!

[LaraMN]

3. Yeah, my kid sat on there in his diaper, too.

Maybe not so appetizing...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Disappointment. -nt

[LaraMN]

5. No kidding! It took me about seven damn minutes to make that stuff!

This is why I don't like to cook.:crazy:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Actually, it was MY disappointment, caused by the high expectations

your thread title gave me.

Ah well.

[LaraMN]

22. I assumed as much, I'm just a relentless tease.

Have some jello:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Thanks. Here's some for you:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Haha! I remember when James reached that stage...egg yolks on

the floor...chocolate sauce...oh, the sweet memories. :hi:

[LaraMN]

6. Ugh. He rolled in it, too.

I think that was his master plan, from the beginning.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Yes! Don't let them fool you. There is a plan behind everything they

do. ;) :hi:

[Hugin]

8. Well, I'd certainly roll in it...

Isn't that what jello is for?

[LaraMN]

10. Maybe that's what I'll use the other ten boxes in my pantry for.

I guess I should be grateful he didn't get into my husband's pickled herring,:scared:

[jpgray]

9. Another LaraMN thread, another feeling of shame after clicking

Shame!

[LaraMN]

11. Bwahaha!

Guilt follows in my wake like a thong-wedgie.

[jpgray]

12. Oh well, I'm a lapsed Catholic, so it feels like home

The guilt, I mean. :P

[tigereye]

13. i may

steal that line. It's a great one.

My son managed to miss the smearing and dumping stuff phase somehow. Well, except for spaghetti.

[Shine]

14. I'll pass, thanks.

good luck.
:)

[Beer Snob-50]

15. be greateful

my son smeared dog doo on his clothes and face that he found outside.

[LaraMN]

19. Sometimes human nature astounds me.

My daughter had a similar episode.

[Taverner]

16. Are they jello shots?

[LaraMN]

18. If they were, I'D have licked them off the floor.

[DanCa]

17. Jello shots ? And am I said this thread had so much potential.

JK> :hug: :loveya: *sigh* it had to be off the kitchen floor. :D

[LaraMN]

21. I try to leave the door open.

:shrug:

[DanCa]

30. ya big nut :D

:hug: loveya

[SeattleGirl]

23. I would but I'm not fond of orange jello

Actually, get yourself a fridge lock. My sis has one; otherwise, my 2 year old nephew would be in there all the time.

[LaraMN]

24. That's a good idea. I neve rneeded one with the other two kids, but this

one....:banghead: :P

[SeattleGirl]

27. He's just showing curiosity

Unfortunately, it's in orange!

[datasuspect]

25. are you gonna watch?

and can this be clothing optional on my part?

[DS1]

28. I too, am disappointed with this offer

You used "off of" where "off" would've sufficed. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

31. I'm not fixing it either, you grammar whore.

Pucker up.

[DS1]

33. No thanks, I'm vegetarian

Wanna share?

[LaraMN]

35. That took me a minute.

The orange threw me off. I'm not on my game.

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Aw, I thought this was gonna be about

[LaraMN]

32. OMG!

just omg!:wow: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. I know!

White boots. Imagine. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

36. What are the pink gloves for?!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

NO! I DON'T want to know!

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Contrast?

Or maybe she's hoping for a girl?

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

38. Lol! That must be it!

Dominatrixes deliver babies now, huh? I wonder if they employ birthing balls?

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Strange... at first I read 'employ' as

"enjoy."

The visual was rather :scared: