ok, which one of you is Jon Stewart?

[LSK]

So far on the show tonite we have:

- a kitten

- constant ripping on Bush

- the rapture

- a baby panda

Im Series! Who is it?

[fishwax]

I'm John Stewart

(oh, no, wait, I'm Tiger Woods ...)

[ForrestGump]

6. I'm Spartacus!

I am categorically not Jon Stewart.

I in no way resemble him, act like him, or talk like him and anyone who says different will have to contend with my production company's lawyers.

[RevCheesehead]

1. southlandShari.

Didn't you know? :smoke:

[johnnie]

2. Of course!

That makes sense. Have you ever seen Jon and Shari in the same room? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

3. And remember, they tape the show.

Have you ever seen her around here at 5 pm?

[southlandshari]

20. How could you????

:cry:


Now everyone knows my secret!!!


:spank:

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. ROFLMFAO

I ain't tellin'...but am sure there are those here who WILL talk!

[jane_pippin]

5. Jon Stewart doesn't exist. He's merely a projection created by our

collective yearnings, obsessions, and miscellaneous neuroses.

The whole is greater than the sum of its parts.


It's like, magical, and shit.

[fishwax]

7. If Jon Stewart didn't exist, man would have to invent him

[jane_pippin]

8. Ok, wait...maybe man *did* invent him and everything we thought was true

is now turning itself inside out in some kind of cosmic implosion where all our beliefs are founded on lies of our own creation.


Man.


Or...what if we're like, all a dream Jon Stewart is having, and like, everything we do is just part of a crazy narrative running inside his head, and stuff, and when he finally wakes up...


none of us will exist anymore--not even Jon Stewart!!


Holy crap.

Now I'm all freaked out.

[ForrestGump]

9. Don't worry. That was Milli Vanilli.

It's all long since over with.

[jane_pippin]

12. Oh good. I was about to go hole up somewhere dark and wig out. But now

since that's the case, and since I've finally interacted with you Mr. Gump, I'm going to go feel you up in that other thread instead. :D

[ForrestGump]

13. I'm glad that you are no longer planning on going into insane seclusion,

and I eagerly anticipate your feeling me up. Might I be so bold as to suggest that you begin on my right thigh, right about the articulation point? It is the prime location, a fact that I most certainly do not reveal to just anybody. :-)

[fishwax]

10. oh damn, now i need a drink

i think you've discovered the truth, but that's a pretty tough reality to face :scared:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. i'm his lover, does that count?

nt

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I'm Jon Stewart

No, wait! I am!

[Midlodemocrat]

16. EP!!!! You are WAY better looking!

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Whoa! Where did THAT come from?!?

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Saw your pic you hot mama.

(The prophetess isn't watching is she?)

Enjoy your time off, dude. You have earned it.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Thanks!

On edit: nope, she's in Orlando for the week

[GrpCaptMandrake]

15. I'm Jon Stewart! And so is my wife!

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Really though, if you'd said he showed a mountain, a tree and a midgit, I'd think something really *was* up!