Wish Corruptor Time! Corrupt a wish and post your own for corruption

[MrScorpio]

I wish that I won $20,000,000.00

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Wish granted

With the impending economic crash, it is worth about 4 cents.

I wish I were in Amsterdam

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Guess you can't corrupt that one, huh?

Not much of a downside...

[MrScorpio]

3. Wish granted

Amsterdam NY

I wish for peace on Earth and good will towards men.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Wish granted

A meteor smashes into the Earth, destroying all human life. there is now peace on Earth, and since it wasn't caused byman's hatred and xenophobia, good will toward men.

I wish I had a better computer.

[momophile]

5. Wish granted.

Too bad it's located in George's bedroom.

I wish my thesis were done.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Wish granted

Your thesis is magically finished by a team of elves overnight. It is rejected for being too "elf-centric".

I wish I could fly.

[LynzM]

7. You can fly...

But your power must be used to ferry lobbyists to Washington.

I wish I was done with getting my undergrad degree.

[LaraMN]

12. Wish granted.

but the degree is in Pygmy history. I wish I had some apricot fruit leather.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Wish granted

You now have apricot fruit leather boots (what did you expect?)

I wish I knew how to weld.

[MrScorpio]

16. Wish granted

You first job is weld that gash on the Titantic


I wish that I was a math whiz

[kmla]

27. wish granted.

You are math whiz. In a hexadecimal system.

I wish I were a published author.

[ET Awful]

30. Granted.

You are now Anne Coulter.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[TommyO]

33. Granted

I would like you to meet a friend of mine. ET, this is Anne Coulter, Anne, this is ET.

I wish that I could lose the fify pounds my Dr. advises that I lose.

[ET Awful]

34. Wish Granted.

You are in a freak accident and your left leg is amputated, oddly it weighs in at exactly 50 pounds.

I wish gas was back at pre-Bush prices.

[alkaline9]

44. Wish Granted

Gas prices drop dramatically... Unfortunately the additive put in gas to make it cheaper not only kills your engine, but it creates 100 times more greenhouse gases.

I wish that our troops were out of Iraq.

[MrScorpio]

8. Wish granted

But you get to do it as a Housefly

And some little old lady just smacked the shit out of you.

I wish that my nieces and nephews got to go to college for free

[LynneSin]

11. Wish Granted!!

Your kids all have a free scholarship to either Jerry Falwell's Liberty University or Bob Jones University.

I wish that George Bush would get impeached and kicked out of office

[kmla]

17. Wish granted. Bush and Cheny both were impeached.

But before they left, they pardoned Tom DeLay, who was named as Speaker. And through some freakish succession coups, he is now nicknamed President Bug Killa.

I wish Angelina Jolie found me wildly attractive.

[LynneSin]

19. WIsh Granted

Turns out Angelina Jolie is actually a cat and was neutered around the ages of 8 months.

I wish Robert Plant would come sweep me off my feet!

[kmla]

22. Wish granted. He swept you off your feet.

While driving a Zamboni. Now you're in traction with a broken femur.

I wish I weren't a Cubs fan...

[LynneSin]

23. Wish Granted - Now you're a Philadelphia Eagles fan

I wish I could drop about 20lbs!

[kmla]

25. Wish granted.

You dropped 20 lbs. On your foot. Broke 3 toes.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

(P.S. - That Eagles thing - that was cruel...)

[LynneSin]

28. Wish Granted!!

You're stranded on a deserted island where you find a banana tree a chicken, a treasure chest loaded with $10,000,000 and so remotely located that there is no hope of anyone finding you.

I wish my Eagles would finally win the Super Bowl!

[ET Awful]

32. Granted, Joe Walsh received the winning touchdown pass from Don Henley

Oh, you meant those other Eagles :evilgrin:

I wish my new Honda was completely paid for.

[LynneSin]

35. Wish Granted - BTW that new honda is this:

I wish Led Zeppelin would do a tour in 2006 (with Jason Bonham on drums)

[ET Awful]

36. Wish granted - but they're only doing a tour of small ex-soviet bloc

countries.

I wish I could go snowboarding this weekend.

[LynneSin]

37. Wish Granted

Sorry about those 2 broken legs and fractured wrist!!

I wish that George W. Bush would be president forever and ever and ever

(and btw, I would buy a damn plane ticket to those ex-soviet bloc countries!)

[ET Awful]

38. Wish granted, but . . .

he's the president of a small nation known as Bushitania, population you.

I wish I hadn't broken my legs :P

[LynneSin]

39. Wish Granted

Legs are no longer broken but now you're minus about 2 brazillian brain cells and 3 fingers!

I it was sunny and 78 degrees out

[ET Awful]

40. I didn't need those brain cells anyway. WISH GRANTED

You woke up at the Bush family farm in Texas, it's 78 and sunny.

I wish I was sly enough to come up with something to wish for :P

[LynneSin]

42. Wish Granted

You were sly enough to wish for happiness all around for LynneSin including a Led Zep reunion concert in Wilmington Delaware and an Eagles Superbowl win

I wish the New England Patriots would win the Superbowl this year!

[enigmatic]

9. I wish I had enough money

To have the station go over the air as well as on the internet:)

[enigmatic]

10. I wish I had enough money

To have the station go over the air as well as on the internet:)

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Wish granted

You find $25. Now you can buy a set of walkie-talkies.

I wish there was more pizza.

[kmla]

18. Wish granted.

But it is cow-poo pizza, a rare delicacy in some countries. None of which you are standing right now.

I wish I had more hair on my head.

[LynneSin]

21. Wish Granted

You are given the Donald Trump hair treatment and now have hair that looks like this:



I wish I was independantly wealthy and never had to work again!

[kmla]

26. You are now independently wealthy.

You have millions of dollars. Of Confederate money.

I wish I could time travel.

[LynneSin]

29. Wish Granted

You travel through time back the middle ages in the middle of a Bubonic Plague outbreak and now your time machine breaks!

I wish Tom Delay would just disappear!

[alkaline9]

41. Wish Granted

Tom Delay has gone missing... Unfortunately BushCo blames "tha libruls" and has since nuked your state... and the entire North East.

I wish I could reach 1000 posts already.

[Deja Q]

15. I wish I could be straightened out!

Maybe in a re-education camp, Heaven knows we'll all end up there one day.

(and you thought this would be some sort of double-entendre and/or ex-gay thing? :rofl: )

[kmla]

20. Wish granted.

You are straightened out. But it's on a medievil torture rack.

I wish all of my old baseball cards were worth big money.

[EstimatedProphet]

24. Wish granted

The cards are worth giant-sized Monopoly money.

I wish the sun would come out.

[warrens]

31. Wish granted

Unfortunately, while the sun was behind the clouds for the past 12 days, it snuck 120,000 miles closer to earth. The oceans will boil by Friday and all higher life forms will be extinct by Saturday at 10 a.m.

I wish this stomach bug would go away.

[alkaline9]

43. Wish Granted

You no longer have the stomach bug... however you've just been drafted and ship out to IRAN tonight!

I wish that it was Friday already!

[MrScorpio]

45. Wish granted

It's Black Friday, The Stock Market has collapsed

I wish I were a little bit taller

[eyesroll]

46. Wish granted.

You gained the height as a goiter.

I wish the law school would send me my %#$%# acceptance letter already.

[CarpeDiebold]

47. They did

but it got lost in the mail.

I wish I could stop smoking.

[MrScorpio]

48. Wish granted

The Fire Dept. put you out

But you're still smoldering


I wish that I'd have a brand new Caddy CTS

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Wish granted

You drown, and the water puts the fire out so the smoke goes away.

I wish it would snow.

[eyesroll]

50. Oddly enough....they did!

And it didn't get lost in the mail! I got in today!!! :bounce:

[CarpeDiebold]

51. !!!

congratulations, my friend. must be an amazing feeling, huh? i'm sure you'll do great things, but just, uh, don't go to the ER with alcohol poisoning.

now please don't go off and sue doctors...