Argh. Can't help but tell this story from school.... so disturbing...

[MiniMandaRuth]

So, I was chilling with some of my friends after lunch. It was cold outside, and no one had any real desire to go out and freeze. I was talking to two of my guy friends when another friend jumped up. He waltzed up in front of the lunch table and struck a pose.

Now, he's rather... flamboyant. But, I love him, so it's all cool. Hey, the only one that knows about him is me, so we kinda have a little bond there.

Anyhoo, so he calls for attention. We all look up and he strikes another pose.

"How do these pants look on me?" He asks us. Of course, they look wonderful. He wears girls pants because he's so damn thin, so he has a whole 'sexy rocker boy' thing going. I say that he looks great, my other friends say he looks great. We all say that he looks great.

Except for one.

I look to him, who's surveying the 'model' with a critical eye. I bump him in the arm. At last, he comes back to the present. With a little twitch, he thinks for a moment. Then, at last, he says, as if thinking it brilliant:

"You look like my ex-girlfriend!"

We were trying not to laugh as he was chased down the halls, and finally, outside, where my friend tackled him and beat 'em good.

Pretty amusing!

[MiniMandaRuth]

1. kick.

No one cares about me! *Whinewhine*

[KitchenWitch]

2. That is a funny story!

I saw it earlier, but had to run!

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. Had to stealth post the Brazillion joke, eh?

I told my friends that joke and they can't get enough of it. Pretty funny...


how long until they all hate it?

[KitchenWitch]

4. I could not help myself

I got an idea in my head, and I just had to do it!

It took awhile for folks to get it translated though!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Some will hate it immediately...

Others, like myself, will think they hate it, ever so briefly, but then continue to laugh every time they hear it.

[ZombieNixon]

5. By "flamboyant," do you mean "fabulous"?

My new prof is gay and he actually says "fabulous" every other sentence. It's hilarious! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

6. or "festive"

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

7. This guy's my professor for screenwriting, and by the end of the quarter,

we have to turn in a 30-page screenplay. I asked his permission to base a character on him: a flamboyantly gay mage who can fix anything. He wears fabulous hats and silk robes.

[u4ic]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

10. he wears girl's pants

because he is so tanjed thin?

I do not buy that. There are not many people thinner than I am, and I never had to wear girl's pants. Which is not to say that I couldn't have. He is wearing girl's pants probably because they are more stylish.

[MiniMandaRuth]

11. Eh. Probably right. I never thought of it that way....