This Christmas, when you put out milk and cookies for Santa...

[derby378]

...be sure you use organic milk. None of that rBGH-tainted stuff.

Happy Holidays!

[Dangerously Amused]

1. Better yet:

EdenSoy Organic soy milk, in vanilla. Yummmmmmy! :9

The "Extra" version has a great vitamin/mineral profile, too.



Here's the stuff, but please note they've updated the picture on the front. The logo and placement remain the same, however:

[LeftyMom]

4. Santa told me he prefers Silk

but in any case, vanilla soymilk and cookies on Christmas eve. Gotcha.

[AllegroRondo]

2. Better yet, leave Santa a beer

[LostinVA]

3. My sister and I do (I'm 41, she's 36)!

[DinahMoeHum]

15. Preferably Sam Adams Old Fezziwig's Ale or Holiday Porter. . .

great with leftover roast beef or steak.

:9 :9

[tjwmason]

5. Milk? Milk?

Sherry and mince-pies here. One year we gave him some port in place of sherry though. Plus a carrot and bowl of water for rudolph.

[Maddy McCall]

6. Pfft! MMjr. always puts out tacos and a coke for Santa.

Santa loves them and eats every crumb. :D

[Sanity Claws]

7. He needs an espresso

I think he needs a good shot of espresso to keep him going and alert enough not to mix up the toys.

[derby378]

8. Well, as long as we're taking this route...

...let's give Santa a nice hot toddy ("punch" to the Irish) and some shortbread cookies.

[purji]

9. We used to tell the kids

that Santa was probably tired of milk and cookies,we should leave him some wine,cheese,and grapes.
It certainly made the two hours of assembling toys much nicer.

[MissMillie]

10. We leave Santa an eggnog

It goes really well w/ cookies

[derby378]

11. OK, here we go - a frozen margarita with chips and salsa

And use the good tequila, because Santa's got a lot of houses to visit.

No need to worry about drunk driving - Santa's made this route for at least a thousand years. I think he knows when to say when by now.

[datasuspect]

12. rBGH is good shit

it gives you beef tits.

[Left Is Write]

13. Santa likes egg nog.

[skygazer]

14. Bourbon and beer nuts

That's what Santa likes.

[XNASA]

16. Our Santa drinks Bailey's.