Please PLEASE pray for me tomorrow

[CarpeDiebold]

i have this major test(covers 1600 pages we had to read over the last 5 weeks) and i read about 50 of them. so whatever god or manhunk you worship, i could use some DU'er endorsed prayer that I'll make out of it alive.

or if you have stocked up astroglide, i could use that as well. pm me and i'll give you my address :(

*satan* if you're intercepting this, my offer is still on.

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[nini]

1. wow.. I don't miss school for those reasons

Sending you good vibes and strength!

Good Luck

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Well... I managed to pass two tests in college despite not

reading all the material. One I just BSed my way through baed on my friend's notes I'd read the day before, the other had 3 essay questions and I only had a clue about what one of them was. Fortunately we could choose which one to answer!

May you be so lucky! :hug:

[CarpeDiebold]

3. thanks

:( i WISH this were a college test. collge was all bs. where i am now...oh boy, if you don't know it...i don't want to go there.

thanks though :pals:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Well I figured with all the reading you had to do that it was something

pretty heavy duty. :)

How did you manage to not read it? Life get in the way or what? :hug:

[bigwillq]

4. Sending my good thoughts!

Best of Luck! :hug:

[Ladyhawk]

6. I'm reminded of some lyrics from a song by Dan Barker:

"Nothing Fails Like Prayer"...

You reach the final week of the school year
But you haven't studied your best
So you stay up and cram
For the final exam
And pray for God's help on the test
Then you answer the questions with assurance
That the Lord will help you sail through
When the results are returned
What have you learned?
God's no smarter than you

Nothing fails like prayer
Nothing fails like prayer
Use your mind
And you will find
That nothing fails like prayer

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Sorry, but the best I can do is wish you good luck and good guessing. If the test is multiple choice and/or true/false you have a fighting chance, but if it's an essay test and you don't have Cliff's Notes, you might just be screwed.

You can use intelligence to guess correctly. If you can stay calm and if you have a multiple choice exam, you could do all right. Even if a deity exists, he/she should be worried about more important things than your test. Rely on yourself.