Yule times songs that DO NOT actually make you WANT TO PUKE!

[LuCifer]

Note how I DO NOT say "Christmas"? See, it was a PAGAN HOLLIDAY! Lemme just KUUSH! bust that fucking bubble RIGHT now! Thank you! BECAUSE THERE'S A WAR ON C*****MAS!!!!! Right, Bill O'LIEly?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? HAPPY *YULE* TIME! AHAHAHA! Piece of shit he is. Go try and sexually harrass some MORE women there Bill and get your SORRY ASS BITCH-SLAPPED INTO NEXT WEEK!!!!!!

Ok here goes! Enjoy:

QUEEN - "Thank God It's Christmas" <--THE most UNDERrated xmas song EVER

Billy Idol - "Yellin At The Xmas Tree"

The Eagles - "Please Come Home for Christmas"
Elton John - "Step Into Christmas"
Spinal Tap - "Christmas With The Devil" (Original and remix!)

John Lennon - "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Bob Rivers - anything from that cd is GREAT!
Fear - "Fuck Christmas"


I'm probably forgetting some...

Lu

[LuCifer]

1. oh bullshit, FINE!

Let the thread DIE, but someone else, be SURE to COPY ME and REPOST IT like y'all do in GD, like ya did with the TIME article on the guy who DID NOT head the B-WORD. Yeah, like I didn't notice THAT. FEH! FUKU!

Good morning!

[raptor_rider]

2. I took choir all 4 years

in high school and we sung quite a few. To this day, the one that gave me goosebumps was "Hark How the Bells." Sung to perfection. In my Junior and Senior years, our choir won 2nd and 3rd place for west and mid-west competitions. Oh how I miss those days. I still get to lead at church once in a while.

[khashka]

3. Fairy Tale of New York - Kirsty MacColl and The Pogues

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you


Khash.

[fudge stripe cookays]

5. That's my favorite, followed by...

Father Christmas by The Kinks
2000 Miles by The Pretenders

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[Jade Fox]

4. Elvis Costello: Saint Stevens Day Murders.....

Also:

Jackson Browne: The Rebel Jesus

Bruce Cockburn: Cry of a Tiny Babe

And I'd also include Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song. I never get tired of its pointed
humor. After all, the real war is against Hanukkah!