OMG - I sound like Rita Cosby!!

[RevCheesehead]

:cry: Call me Throaty McHuskington... or a $10 hooker.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Oh, come on now.

Even Rita is worth $11.50.

Don't sell yourself short, Rev..

[RevCheesehead]

3. LOL.

So, you think I could pull a $20?

[Dave Reynolds]

9. "Pull" a $20?

Sorry, I'm just a filthy heathen....:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

11. ....

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

2. I'm putting you on ignore - just in case of a freak VoIP accident

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

5. I'd reply, but you'll never see it.

What's a VoIP?

[matcom]

4. i wouldn't pay more than $9.25

get yo' ass to the curb BITCH!! :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

6. Cheapskate!

:rofl:

[matcom]

8. used to get away with $4.25......

back in the 'hood' :D

[SeattleGirl]

12. LOL!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

7. I'm surprised you could scrape that much together.

I thought you were tied to yvr girl's bed??

[matcom]

10. she is a DIRTY girl

all KINDS of shit between her sheets :eyes:

cheese-puff?

[RevCheesehead]

13. That would be $2 extra.

[matcom]

14. no, i found one (BAG) in her bed

i'm looking for $2 OFF BEEEAAAAATTTCCCHHHH

[RevCheesehead]

16. Ewwww....

Nothing worse than stale cheese puffs.

My cheese puffs are a breath of fresh air. O8)

[khashka]

15. $10 hooker?

Obviously you have no grasp of economics! It's $2 nowadays.

But I wouldn't rate you less than $50, on a bad day.

:)

Khash.

(It's a joke! I did not call her a $50 hooker! Really!)

[RevCheesehead]

17. I see word has gotten around.

Is my name in the men's restroom already? Damn that Retro....

[khashka]

19. 'Fraid so sweetheart

I scribbled out the phone number cuz I'm so chivalrous.

I'm pretty sure it was Retro's handwriting, though. Especially since the graffiti was "Men's Restroom Poetry For The Day! Call Rev For A Good Time!"



Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

20. He probably wrote it right beneath the spot

where I scribbled "The Bears Still Suck."

And I thought he wanted me all to himself. :cry:

[khashka]

24. I must say Rev, I'm shocked!

You were scribbling grafitti in the men's restroom?

Shame on you! A little bit of privacy for certain things is necessary! If I can't even even use the rerstroom without girls possibly seeing my naughty bits, I'm gonna have to find another forum to post in!

Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

25. Yeah - HypnoToad caught me.

I was writing "wanna try some Cheezy nips?"... then didn't get a chance to get my phone number on the wall.

[khashka]

31. Yep, that woulda done it.

He's kinda a Nazi sometimes. Hope his dragging you out by the scruff of your neck didn't do any real damage.

Khash.

[RetroLounge]

32. "Men's Restroom Poetry For The Day"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Here I sit all broken-hearted...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

35. Was that one of yours?

You're a genius. I've seen your work all across America. :hi:

[Wetzelbill]

29. I'd go a deuce... deuce and a half if I had the cash

:)

[RevCheesehead]

36. I'd be willing to make some kind of PayPal arrangement.

[Wetzelbill]

37. I'll pay you 10 bucks a month for twenty months straight

:)

[RevCheesehead]

40. I'd be willing to work in a student discount.

But really, Bill - - CALL HER!!!

[Wetzelbill]

47. hahahaha

nice comeback.

I have to get her number first. I saw her today, didn't get a chance to talk to her, I was beelining in her direction and I ran into a friend of mine, who isn't a bad looking women in her own right, so I missed a chance there. Come heck or high water I'll talk to her on Wednesday.

[leftofthedial]

18. and just what would we get for our sawbuck?

Hmmmm? I'm not a cop or anything.

[RevCheesehead]

27. What do you mean, "we."??

I'm not that easy. Or cheap.

[leftofthedial]

51. Umm, I meant the royal "we."

You know. Me and my, uh . . .

royal we.

[RevCheesehead]

52. shadow?

;)

[leftofthedial]

53. yeah. that's the ticket!

;-)

[Floogeldy]

21. Just be glad you don't look like her . . .

. . . that is, I assume.

;)

[RevCheesehead]

28. I'm more relieved the laryngitis is temporary.

If I had her voice forever, I'd shoot myself. :puke:

[rateyes]

60. Huh...

looks like you made fun of someone's appearance.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Hey, Rev...

On you, it might work. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

30. You know, OR,

I think you're right. :7

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Let's find out

I'll PM you with my phone number.

It's $4.95 for the first five minutes, right?

[RevCheesehead]

41. Let me find that offshore 900 number....

You own you own home, right?

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Why, yes!

And, as it happens, I am looking for a better mortgage rate and a good time, all in one easy phone call!

[RevCheesehead]

45. Good thing, because we've got a special free weekend for you...

in beautiful Wisconsin Dells.

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. Does it include

an honor bar, maid service and complimentary hot towels?

And is there a video store nearby? Or a dairy?

[RevCheesehead]

49. No, we've had to cut expenses...

So you get a 6-pack and a Hefty bag. The hot water bottle's in the bathroom.

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. I'm there!

:bounce: :party:

[burythehatchet]

23. My phone sex expenses are down to $0

thanks to Rita

[RevCheesehead]

33. yeah, I guess some people like that.

Do you want phone cards for Christmas?

[Wetzelbill]

26. I sorta like the throaty sound myself

the woman I am interested in sounds like she just smoked a cigarette and took a shot of whiskey 24/7. It's unbelievably sexy.

[RevCheesehead]

39. Well, my voice is naturally lower to begin with.... but now...

Can you say Suzanne Pleshette?

[RetroLounge]

34. Can you say Throat, Hooker and $10 in a thread

and not get locked?

:shrug:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

43. Apparently so.

It's a metafer! Dohn't yew know what a metafer is??

[DanCa]

44. Can you sing me happy birthday please?

It's not my birthday but hey.

[RevCheesehead]

48. Someday, you might be president.

[elshiva]

54. YOU ARE PRICELESS!

;) :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

56. Aw, back atcha, El!

:hug: I thought you were going to remind me that I've already been bought and paid for by the blood. ;)

[elshiva]

58. You are welcome.

:hug:

[rateyes]

55. Sorry, Rev....

I've just got a dollar and don't want to bust it....Oh, sorry, I was thinking about Rita, not you. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

57. That was a pretty good save there.

As in "saved your own ass from a major whupping." :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

59. see?

told ya! your online congregation doesn't scare that easily! :evilgrin:

put some honey & lemon in hot tea & you should be right as rain in no time!

dg

[RevCheesehead]

61. Just for that, I'm gonna ear-worm ya.

Remember Woody on Cheers? His song for his g'friend?
That's for YOU. :P

[WolverineDG]

64. i'm immune to that one

since i hear it so often...nice try tho ;)

two can play that game...we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun.... :P

dg

[peekaloo]

62. As long as your brain still functions you'll be fine!

Woof!

[merh]

63. My momma always warned me that if I made fun of folks

with weird voices and/or other attributes, I would end up with the same oddity. Seems like momma was right! :eyes:









I sure hope you get to feeling better! :hug: :loveya: