Ode to Mr.bush, taken from a Pakistani schoolbook. Can you do better?

[uppityperson]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/pakistan/Story/0,2763,1657964,00.html?gusrc=rss
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1966307
The leader

Patient and steady with all he must bear,

Ready to accept every challenge with care,

Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,

Strong in his faith, refreshingly real,

Isn't afraid to propose what is bold,

Doesn't conform to the usual mold,

Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight wont do

Never back down when he sees what is true

Tells it all straight, and means it all too

Bracing for war, but praying for peace

Using his power so evil will cease:

So much a leader and worthy of trust,

Here stands a man who will do what he must
:rofl::puke: (read the first letter of each line. Come on, you can do better, let's see YOUR poetry)

[robbedvoter]

1. This was Barney's poem!

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. mine

Probably drunk if it's past 8AM,

Reads at the 5th grade level, maybe,

Ever perplexed,

Stunningly unaware of the world outside his cranium,

Isn't afraid to sacrifice YOUR kids,

Doesn't chew pretzels before swallowing,

Elected? Pshaw...

Needs a cadre of sychophants around at all times

Trips off untrippable scooters

Barely able to speak to a crowd without an earpiece feeding him lines

Useless fucking waste of epidermal tissue:

So glad he's a lame duck,

He'll look good in chrome bracelets

[Momgonepostal]

7. I love that! Excellent! nt

[uppityperson]

3. doesn't exactly rhyme, but you get the idea

Perfectly able to serve
Runs 'cause he hasn't the nerve
Except when he's not
Sober,
I
Don't think he'll
Ever go over
Nor help those of us whom he hates.
The man doesn't care
Bothers not with the people
Until they would dare
Shut him up with their outrage
He must go away

[ForrestGump]

4. My version

God, he's a moron, alittle, gray nonentity
Oblivious even to his own vacant nothingness, a
Void with a void. A void to avoid,
Ever more tainted with the
Red blood of innocents and the black, toxic blood of the fossilized Earth.
No conscience, no care. Nothing
Only an empty figurehead to an evil agenda that is
Ripping the world asunder a little more each day.
Bush is a
Useless
Sh***head, worthy of orders of magnitude more intense
Hate and scorn than his nominal Empire inspire toward even imagined enemies.

[uppityperson]

5. yup

Hate the
Evil
Idiot
Scum sucker
Not
Only
That
May
You all
Please
Remove
Enemies
Such as him
Impeachment
Does not do
Enough
Not enough
Though it would help

[Momgonepostal]

6. Not really poem, but random thoughts

Geez, our president is an
Embarrassment!
Only concerned with the needs of this country's
Rich citizens, he's
Generous with tax cuts for corporations at the
Expense of the middle class, the poor.

Why, did we elect such a man?

Born with a silver spoon
Used up record budget
Surplus for an unjust war
Hated at home and abroad