I am a barbarian, and I wield a philatelist

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And I wage war on acanthologists, ichthyologist bowyers, and especially oenologist jongleurs, all to impress my pedagogist chatelaine, a haberdasher chirurgeon with a fetish for escutcheons. My philatelist is wielded mightily, vanquishing my foes with my superior epistemology and ontological verisimilitude.

Foppish knaves and sackbutt blowing blunderbusses all!

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Save all that hot air for this:

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2. They day I subsume my selfworth to blow a sackbutt,

is the day that I commit suicide.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'Aw, not now, Mudhead

They need me at the last meeting of the Philatelists Club."

"I didn't know you masturbated."

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4. I give you people gold....