I am your Lizardman Overlord from the center of the Earth, ask me anything

[BigMcLargehuge]

[datasuspect]

1. yeah? well, i am the lizard king, i can do anything

like get really drunk and stoned on barbituates and drown in my own vomit in a bathtub.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. That's not a question

This why you warmbloods have failed to keep our numbers in check...

[datasuspect]

4. okay

how do you lizard people handle all that magma?

what do you do about the bends?

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. Magma is easy

we channel it away from our vast cities.

Our core to surface elevators are very slow.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Do I fill out the FAFSA form first, or do I apply for the Perkins Loan?

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. FAFSA Loan first, that way we get you into the Freemason database

the Perkins loans are approved AFTER the FAFSA application is approved and the amount set.

Then a gang of Grays will use this information to abduct and probe you.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Ah, thanks, Thin Lizzy!

People tell me lizards are Ickey but you're all right. :thumbsup:

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. I'll rush your probe... er... FAFSA application

just to demonstrate my mangnanamous nature.

[MissMillie]

6. Do you have any grey poupon?

:silly:

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. I have many Greys to "Poupon"

Good probers, other than that, the Greys are lazy.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. Are there republicans in the Center of the Earth?

If there are, can we send more of them there?

If not, can I go with you?

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. There is only one party in "Centralopolis"

The Lizardmen party. We are relatively exclusive, though the Greys and Skinnies both enjoy full voting rights. Not that it matters...

I am not the "Overlord" because I was elected.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. Well, that means no Republicans.

Can I come?

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. Sure... I'll dispatch one of our recovery teams to your location

Oh, and pick up some milk, we're running low.