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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:09 AM
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I have sneezed approximately 450,000,000 times this morning
What have y'all lazy asses done so far, huh? :P
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:13 AM
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1. I've coughed a few times and enjoyed 2 cups of coffee.
What can I say, it's a lazy Saturday morning. :shrug:

And about those sneezes, I hope these come in handy and may I say "Bless you x 450,000,000"



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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:18 AM
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4. Thank ya, ma'am
:patriot:

Fortunately they're er...'non-productive' sneezes...just more the allergy-nose-tickle-y kind that make you go :mad:.

;)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:15 AM
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2. I've spit up enough Phlegm to fill Lake Erie
Not that anyone would notice the difference...

:camels:

RL
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:16 AM
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3. Sexy!!
:loveya:

And stay away from those Camels, those things'll kill ya! :o

(Smoke Winston instead... :D)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:19 AM
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5. I went outside and made a snotman
Hey, it suddenly looked like Christmas
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:21 AM
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6. It's the most wonderful time of the year...
:party:

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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:34 AM
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7. You must be exausted!
I have fall allergies and can get worn out from 30-40 sneezes in a row - then everybody wonders why you are tired? Hey try jerking your whole body around for 1/2 hour!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 11:40 AM
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8. Indeed
I need a nap. Or some crack.

:D
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