Bird Flu joke - my Mom just emailed it to me.

[Debi]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately:


1. High fever


2. Congestion


3. Nausea


4. Fatigue


5. Aching in the joints


6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

[youthere]

1. Followed by death from throwing yourself at a plate glass window.

[Debi]

3. *snarf*

:rofl:

[Err]

2. You should ask KitchenWitch if she's had any of those symptoms...

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

4. The word Brazillian is nowhere in that joke n/t

[madinmaryland]

6. Yes it is...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

10. Meh

:spank:

[youthere]

8. Followed by death..

from throwing yourself at a plate glass window a brazillion times.

[Debi]

11. Okay, we'll change the damn joke!!! n/t

[Left_Winger]

5. Concerning symptom number 6...

would a statue also be classified in this category?

[Debi]

7. That's a different strain of the flu that hasn't responded to antibiotics

[youthere]

9. LOL!