Funniest SPAM In A While! ("meticulous forethought")

[matcom]

:rofl:

Sir/Madam,
Your position has been presented to the specific committees, and upon meticulous forethought, we are able to present to you the following prospect.

Based upon meticulous forethought you are eligible to obtain a princely revenue on your original property investment.

By completing the following attached form in a timely manner we will be able to settle our evaluation, and we feel certain you will obtain not only a decreased rate of interest, but also a cash return that will realize all your holiday needs and more!

Please go here to settle this step of the agreement.

Wishing you all the best over the holiday period,

Gregg Barrow

Should you prefer not to take gain of this holiday prospect you can go here.

:eyes:

[ps1074]

1. I got one last week that had the subject line

"What will happen to your family when you die tomorrow?"

Some insurance BS but I doubt they will sell many with this subject line... Assholes

[AllegroRondo]

2. When, not If?

sounds like a threat to me. report them to the FBI and the BBB.

[ET Awful]

3. So are you going to take gain of this holiday prospect or not?

[Hugin]

4. I routinely practice "meticulous forethought"...

Really...

No kidding...

Like, uh... For instance... Just the other day...

Dang.

[quiet.american]

5. Why not a "kingly" revenue? n/t