Dirty Limericks anyone.....

[Lochloosa]

With the heat of their passion quite high,
In the dark she had grabbed the K-Y,
But her burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When she smeared that Ben-Gay on the guy.

[Shell Beau]

1. LOL!!

:spray:

[Beer Snob-50]

2. ouch!!!!!

there once was a man from nantucket
whose c**kwas so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c**t i could f**k it

[Lochloosa]

3. ...

There was a young lady named Myrtle
Who had an affair with a turtle,
She had crabs, so the say,
In a year and a day,
Which proves that the turtle was fertile.

[TOhioLiberal]

4. Here's one:

There was a young fellow named Kent,
Whose d*ck was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He stuck it in double--
And, instead of coming, he went!