BATTLE TO THE DEATH

[GirlinContempt]

Poll question: BATTLE TO THE DEATH

or


(no, not Dr Dalek you cretins)

[Az]

1. Where is the Both option?

:woohoo:

[GirlinContempt]

2. They are clearly

polar opposites that would explode if they were both chosen.
Cause I said so.

[Az]

3. But they are both so cool

I mean on the one hand you got armed pepper pots bent on controling the universe who have problems going up stairs. And on the other you got a bizarre view into the sexual neurosis of one of our more unusual directors around these days.

I can not decide between these two.

[GirlinContempt]

5. CHOOSE OR DIE

[ghostsofgiants]

9. That would have been funnier if you had said VOTE OR DIE...

And posted a picture of Puffy.

[GirlinContempt]

11. I don't watch tv

I'm not hip to your hop

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Psssshhhhh

[GirlinContempt]

58. None of your attitude, boy

[ghostsofgiants]

59. Sorry ma'am

[GirlinContempt]

80. You'd better be

[Az]

19. I don't get it

[ghostsofgiants]

21. You never heard of the VOTE OR DIE! campaign?

[Az]

46. Oh! That Puffy

Gotta be clear about these things. He is not the only one going around calling himself Puffy.

Coulda been old school even:

[Az]

12. I choose Davros!

All the style of the Daleks combined with all the neurosis of Eraserhead!

[GirlinContempt]

15. I dunno where you come from

but here in reality-land there are only Eraserheads and Daleks

[Az]

20. Without Davros

There would be no Daleks!

[GirlinContempt]

23. Doesn't matter

Once he fulfilled his ultimate purpose (creating the Dalaks to war with Eraserhead) he disintegrated. Period. Like the dinosaurs.

[Az]

28. I say the Daleks, Davros, and Eraserhead pool their resources

And kick the snot out of the Borg.

Look what they did to this pony!

[GirlinContempt]

29. No.

Come back to reality

[Az]

35. Did you see what they did to that pony?

This is the reality we have to deal with here and now. Borg Ponies.

[GirlinContempt]

36. Cyborg ponies are like tiny ants under mighty daleks

and will be crushed regardless. They aren't worthy of a battle royale.

[Az]

37. I think the problem is bigger than you realise

[GirlinContempt]

38. See, now you're just off in a different

zone entirely

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Eraserhead x10

[GirlinContempt]

8. Now, prepare yourself for the battle of the century.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. But what about this Dalek?

[GirlinContempt]

10. HOLY SHIT

that isn't a dalek
There isnt even an x in dalek

[ghostsofgiants]

13. That is not a dalek, no...

It was drawn by one though.

[GirlinContempt]

24. Now that you fixed it my reply makes no sense

EXTERMINATE

[ghostsofgiants]

25. Mwahaha...sinister laugh...

[GirlinContempt]

26. Come downstairs and say that to my face

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Oh shit!

:yoiks:

[LostinVA]

7. You will be exterminated... Doctor.

[GirlinContempt]

14. You are CLEARLY on the

right side of this battle

[PittPoliSci]

16. ERASERHEAD

[GirlinContempt]

17. EXTERMINATE

:mad:

[GirlinContempt]

22. STATE YOUR ALLIANCE

I OBEY

[GirlinContempt]

30. 11 votes and only 3 statements

:mad:

[ghostsofgiants]

31. I say we take 'em all to the eraser factory

[GirlinContempt]

32. I'll pack that eraser factory with dalekanium

blow that shit to smithereens

[ghostsofgiants]

33. Great, just what we need...

Rubber smithereens everywhere.

[Wapsie B]

34. Oh and here I thought there was going to be mud-wrestling

or Jello, maybe oil.

:spank:

[name not needed]

39. CARTOON GLENN DANZIG

[GirlinContempt]

40. *le sigh*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4269711&mesg_id=4269796

[name not needed]

41. FINE THEN. DALEKS LED BY CARTOON GLENN DANZIG.

[GirlinContempt]

42. Hm.

I'll think about it :P

[name not needed]

44. YOU WILL NOT THINK ABOUT IT.

IT SHALL BE DONE, AND IS ALREADY IN PROGRESS, INFERIOR CANADIAN.

[GirlinContempt]

49. You're right I wont

DALEKS WIN

[RetroLounge]

43. Eraserhead gave me nightmares

and Daleks are just silly little things...

RL

[GirlinContempt]

45. EX-TER-MIN-ATE ALL HU-MANS

Don't EVER call a Dalek silly

[DanCa]

47. Bah I'll wait for the cylons to pick aprart the winner.

Funny we havent seen a seven of nine vs number six thread yet.

[GirlinContempt]

48. Thats because

Daleks always win, so minor sub-questions are pointless in the face of their power

[swag]

50. This poll was a lot easier than the other one.

[GirlinContempt]

51. You fucker you picked eraserhead didn't you?!

Now I have to exterminate you :cry:

[swag]

52. Come, Armageddon, Come!

[GirlinContempt]

54. Oh, don't you worry

I'm coming for you

[Az]

53. The mines could use a few more slaves

Perhaps domination for a while to change his mind.

[GirlinContempt]

55. He can keep YOU company

muhahaha

[Az]

56. I have reprogrammed my own contingent of Daleks

And I have Davros and Eraserhead on my side. Not real worried here. :evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

57. Daleks are cyborgs

not robots

[Az]

63. Sorry to inform ya

But Davros has lots of experience programming Daleks. Yes they have an organic component. But they have been augmented and altered by Davros to be compliant and adhere to the programming driven by their neural networks.

There was a classic battle between the Daleks an another Cybernetic species that wound up in deadlock because of their limit to only being able to process logic. The solutiont that both the Doctor and Davros came up with was to briefly switch off the main processing computers and thus shift the balance.

[GirlinContempt]

67. Don't be such a revisionist

When the Daleks first appeared in The Daleks (1963), they were the product of a brief nuclear war between the Dal and Thal races

[Az]

78. Yes and Davros was conducting experiments

He reduceed them to the geletanous goo they are today and made them responsive to his command. He destroyed their will. They have been trained to obey orders absolutely. There is no ability for a Dalek to disobey an order without some major malfunction. Their brains constitute an organic solution to a computing problem. Their compassion, mercy, and personality have all been demolished. Their only overriding command Daleks must survive.

[GirlinContempt]

79. Because you're a revisionist

If you AREN'T a revisionist, that isn't true so there.

[Az]

82. There is some nutter running around space and time in a blue box

Pushing his nose into the affairs of entire planets and altering the flow of time and you are calling me the revisionist? I am just reporting what the current time continuum currently has experienced. You are an outcast from a time stream that was snipped off by the interfering machinations of a rogue Time Lord.

[bridgit]

60. neither, the short film = the grandmother...

[GirlinContempt]

61. There is no neither.

[bridgit]

62. don't be silly of course there is...

[GirlinContempt]

64. I repeat

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4269711&mesg_id=4269796

[bridgit]

65. disagreed...

[GirlinContempt]

70. The law is on my side

:mad:

[bridgit]

72. law is predicated upon that what is reasonable...

:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

73. Exactly

it is totally unreasonable to have more than two choices for supreme being

[bridgit]

75. disagreed...

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

66. That is an amazing short...

But this is between Eraserhead and Daleks, and by the ghost of Jack Nance, THE DALEKS WILL BE DEFEATED!

[bridgit]

68. cheers...

:toast:
it's good to see someone with an alternative at the ready :thumbsup: it is all about the nuance imo and so i leave you, primate1, in peace
:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

69. OH HELLS NO

[bridgit]

74. i repeat...

:rofl:

sorry, it's a freedom & liberty thing; fuck it = peace out = we have to get up in the freaking morning @ 4 fucking am & go to work adios ~

:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

76. No such things as freedom and liberty

only Daleks and Eraserheads

[bridgit]

77. wooooooo-hoo...

[IntravenousDemilo]

71. Ditka

The answer is always Ditka.

[ghostsofgiants]

81. If Ditka were fighting a Hurricane named Ditka, who would win?

[IntravenousDemilo]

83. Ditka. n/m

[GirlinContempt]

84. START BUILDING YOUR DALEKS

http://www.daleklinks.co.uk/category.asp?CategoryID=1&CategoryName=Build+a+Dalek

[GirlinContempt]

85. AND BUYING ME GIFTS

http://www.thirdzone.com/BSF/OCS/UBDWDBB.html

[ghostsofgiants]

86. In heaven, this thread gets more attention...

[GirlinContempt]

87. & so do you

[ghostsofgiants]

88. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[GirlinContempt]

91. I have no idea

[Dark]

89. How can robots die? n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

90. How can a dude who... (spoiler)

Has already been decapitated and had his head turned into pencil erasers die?

[GirlinContempt]

92. Daleks aren't robots

ppppft you will be destroyed

[GirlinContempt]

93. DALEKS

[sendero]

94. Speaking of Eraserhead..

... I'm a huge David Lynch fan, but in 1981 I rented the Eraserhead tape.

I could not get past the first 20 minutes or so. It was the most disturbing thing I had ever seen.

Maybe now I could watch it. Should I, is there anything there worth the horror?

[bridgit]

95. in his early shorts you can see lynch beginning to use 'nausea'...

as a 'visual color', if you will, in his expressive palette so as to say & in eraserhead he was able to fully express that notion imo

[GirlinContempt]

96. Go with Daleks

Far better.