Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors ...

[Richardo]

... the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport motors - here in the city of... Emphysema.

Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped, air conditioned factory.

It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this car was stolen but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week twice a week and never on Sunday!

[seemunkee]

1. Deputy Dan has no friends

[Richardo]

2. "Close 'B' clothes mode."

"Oh my duck his pants have disappeared!"

[seemunkee]

3. Porgie Tirebiter

He's a spy and a girl de-light-er..
Porgie Tirebiter..
He's a student like you......'
Porgie..'Like me?'
Chorus..'He's a student like yooooou...