I found bush's special bath towel.

[Bouncy Ball]

It's only $ 9.95.

http://www.abcdistributing.com/store/0805F1/40.cfm?q=Butt%20Face%20Towel&prevIndex=0&nextIndex=2&t=3&cart=

Whoo, you should have seen things in the White House before they found these!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

:rofl:

How you been, hon? :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Good, good, how about you?

(Btw, freepers love this towel, too, but they have a hard time deciphering which end is which.)

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'm not bad...

Just tell the freepers that as long as they use the black for the same place every time, that's close enough. ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

4. It's actually (are you ready for this?) BROWN.

Yeah.

I about choked when I saw this.

Combine that with the dog stroller this company also sells (hey, that would be good for bush, too, then he wouldn't drop poor Barney anymore!), and I've decided I've seen it all.

Pet stroller: http://www.abcdistributing.com/store/0805F1/100.cfm?q=pet%20stroller&prevIndex=0&nextIndex=2&t=2&cart=

(Um, aren't dogs SUPPOSED to get exercise?)

[GOPisEvil]

5. I thought dogs were supposed to get walked.

A dog stroller...for crying out loud.

It's brown?!?!? :rofl:

[qnr]

8. Actually, I used to pull my old boy around in a wagon when he was

having one of his bad days (13+ years, 120 pounds, arthritis), just so he could smell stuff and lay in the park and interact with other people and dogs.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. That's different---that's just devotion.

And he was damn lucky to have such a kind owner.

[yellowdogintexas]

17. reminds me of that David Sedaris story about the towels

being used in place of toilet paper..and how he and his sister solved the mystery.

Their towels were brown too.

[progmom]

6. where the hell have you been?

i have missed you!!!!!!!!! :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Girlfriend,

I've been tied up in the basement of the Gay Mafia headquarters.

It was fun!

:rofl:

How have you been???

[progmom]

9. wait a minute...you were there too???

I have been great. Excellent, actually. And it's wonderful to see you here again. I was just thinking today about how much I missed you.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Wha?

I see you are still a huge sweetie. :hug:

Join me in a Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade, will ya? I just got sort of burned out on the internet. Had to focus on grad school for a while, get away from it all. I'm silly like that.

[progmom]

12. I'm heading to the gym shortly...

But then I will toast you with a pint of Guinness. :toast:

[Bok_Tukalo]

14. I know the feeling

<ope>

[Debbi801]

13. Ewww, my eyes, my eyes...

What a nasty image. :rofl:

[Obamarama]

15. Does the guy come with the towel? eot

[Lavender Brown]

16. The model seems a little too fond of that towel!