Everybody take a minute to enjoy the new DU handpie!

[swimboy]

It's bamalicious!

[flvegan]

1. Where IS southlandshari, anyway?

She loves handpie...

[JimmyJazz]

2. I have her tied up in my basement and

I plan on doing really naughty things to her. Any further questions?

[flvegan]

4. Yup. Can I get a copy of the videotape?

[JimmyJazz]

9. I don't think so.

I'm kinda one way like that. :P

[flvegan]

14. Can I at least get the

Penthouse Forum play-by-play?

Please?

[JimmyJazz]

16. Newsflash for you: Those are NOT really what a woman

fantasizes about. Those letters are written by men who want to THINK that's what a woman fantasizes about. :P

[flvegan]

17. Mmmmkay...I was being sarcastic.

Trying (and failing) to be funny...

I haven't seen a Penthouse since I was 19 or so, I'll bet.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. What is that?

And how do I get one?

[swimboy]

5. It started life as a hand-held pecan pie in a rough thread.

Before long it started a new career as a pecan handpie. Now everyone wants it! :9

[LeftyMom]

6. Rough thread!

Hmph. We keep the rough stuff off the board I'llhaveyouknow!

[swimboy]

8. And we thank you!

But it was rough enough for the sweet golden goodness of the pecan handpie. B-)

[sundog]

7. wait a second

you're a pie man? :o

[JimmyJazz]

10. HEY! No sex threads!

:spank:

[sundog]

11. look

i didn't start this

talk to shari

[southlandshari]

19. look

why can't YOU talk to shari?

I hear she really has a bad case of lovin' you...

:hide:

[swimboy]

12. Sir, NO Sir!

I do like pecan pie, but generally my tastes run to other pastries.

[sundog]

15. you said sir

:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

13. I love it! Only - it's missing something.

[southlandshari]

18. Everyone just slow down for minute!

I think the poor Bama hand-held pie needs to be consulted about whether or not it wants EVERYBODY in the Lounge to "take a minute and enjoy" it!!!!

:hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

20. I STILL say it looks more like a bowl of bean soup!