Could someone tell me a bedtime story about the spaghetti monster?

[linazelle]

Series...ly.

I missed the whole spaghetti monster/noodly appendage thing so that I don't get it. What is it all about?

<laying on pillow with hands folded and a dreamy smile...waiting>

[Somawas]

1. www.venganza.org

G'night.

[linazelle]

3. Too funny. G'night and thanks. Zzzzzzzzzzzz nt

[shadowknows69]

2. This might tell you what you want to know

<http://venganza.org/>

and the people said Ramen.

[Angry Girl]

4. In the beginning there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/11/wfsm11.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/09/11/ixworld.html

[mondo joe]

5. Spaghetti in the Sand (an inspirational story)

One night a man had a dream.

He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Scenes from his life flashed across the sky, and he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. Well, one set of footprints and a pattern that looked like someone had dragged a giant octopus across the beach.

When the last scene of his life had flashed before him, he recalled that at the lowest and saddest times of his life there was only one set of footprints.

Dismayed, he asked, "FSM, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way. I don't understand why, when I needed you most, you would leave me."

The Flying Spaghetti Monster replied, "My precious child. I love you and I would never leave you.

During your times of trial and suffering when you saw only one set of footprints...

That was when I was hopping."

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Alternate ending.......

"The Flying Spaghetti Monster replied, "My precious child. I love you and I would never leave you.

During your times of trial and suffering when you saw only one set of footprints...

That was when I was HELPING ONE OF MY OTHER FOLLOWERS, YOU SELFISH BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ramen

[Arugula Latte]

8. Oh my god that's funny!

My stomach is convulsing because I'm trying not to laugh out loud and wake the family ...

:rofl:

[AlGore-08.com]

6. Once upon a time there was a pirate named Black Sam the Nasty

Black Sam the Nasty had many pirate friends.

Then the pirates all went away.

That's why we have global warming.

Don't worry, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will make it all better.

[Arugula Latte]

9. Once there was a common woman

named, um, Terry.

Terry got knocked up.

She didn't want to admit she'd slept around, so she said it was an immaculate conception.

She gave birth to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Son, who is also god, and then they both got haunted by a holy ghost, so it's sort of like a trinity, but don't think too much about it or it won't make as much sense as it does now.