Is DU Scripted?

[Yavin4]

Like one of Bush's video conferences with the troops.

[hippywife]

1. Hey, it was my turn to post!

You don't come in for another 15 minutes! :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. ...and you hand the Lounge space to who next?

And take your time when posting so you sound sincere...

[hippywife]

8. Why, I do believe

it was you! :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Yes..that's correct!

And then I hand it back to you! :hi:

[hippywife]

16. I think I'm

missing a page. Can someone please tell me what page we're supposed to be on?? Damn, they're all mixed up! I'm going to bed!

Toodles, all!

[Floogeldy]

7. Hey

What page are you on?

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. The pages are 6 & 7

We're on word 6 as spelled correctly on page 6 and spelled phonetically (not to be confused with Phoenicians) on page 7 so * can read as he goes...get with the dumbed down amurika already!

[Yavin4]

12. There Was A Re-Write

Didn't you get the new pages?

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Did * drool on the script again???

Or was that Floogeldy? :shrug:

[Floogeldy]

14. Oh, yea. I forgot.

Okay. I've got 'em right here. I'm back on track now.

Thanks.

[Dangerously Amused]

20. Wha...? Crap, IT'S NOT MY TURN TO POST YET!! Wait! Um...um...

Okay, I'll just do this little dance until the NEXT SCRIPTED POSTER takes his/her turn, =AHEM=...

:woohoo:


(Any time now...)

[johnnie]

No

But.. I ...Love...DU. It...is...the...best...website...on ... the ...internets.

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Thanks, man.

My little stick arms were getting tired!

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Yes. The DNC has one guy who scripts the entire thing.

:eyes: :P

[Redstone]

3. Hush yourself, now. Don't blow our cover; the freeps are watching!

We don't want to let them in on our little secrets, do we?

Redstone

[Yavin4]

5. Remember to Pass The Mike

If something goes off script.

[meganmonkey]

6. What, that we're all paid posters

on George Soros' payroll :P

[Redstone]

9. Did he send you your bonus Toyota Prius this week? I got mine.

Remember, we're supposed to park them next to the Hummers when we go to the supermarket.

Redstone

[GOPisEvil]

11. You weren't supposed to ask this until TOMORROW night!

[El Fuego]

17. I'm supposed to use this smiley when I answer

[DS1]

18. How the hell else could I be this consistently negative and

predictable?

[expatriot]

19. you are SO off script right now buddy. nt

[nutsnberries]

22. do I smile when I post?

yes, yes I do! :) see?

[wildhorses]

23. what is my motivation?

besides the HUGH paycheck?

[Neil Lisst]

24. and ... SCENE. Thanks everyone! That's a wrap.

Yes, every thread is carefully designed by gnomes who live in the Clinton's basement.

[enigmatic]

25. yes

I'm actually being played by Bruce Willis, though he's holding out for a bigger salary, the bastard..

[KitchenWitch]

26. Cut

People we need to reshoot this scene in its entirety!

:grr:

[billyskank]

27. Sorry I was late for rehearsals!

:hi:

[radwriter0555]

28. By the DNC no less...

doncha know?

They program us and tell us what to say!!!

[Kellanved]

29. sure,

Using a scripting language like php is a dead giveaway.

[henslee]

30. Actually, you are the only member. This has been one elaborate "punk".

Suckaaaa.