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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 08:19 AM
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Gather 'Round Kiddies For LynneSin's Saturday Morning Joke!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 08:22 AM
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1. damn
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 08:24 AM
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2. I wanted to be the first of the day
Did I win?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 08:30 AM
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3. I think that you are a success!
I haven't looked at every thread on the front page yet ...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 09:06 AM
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4. GRRRERRRRR!!!!
The first thread that i click on and open today is that f'in brazillion joke!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:hi:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 09:08 AM
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5. Puhleeze! I beat you by several hours!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4120923
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-08-05 09:19 AM
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6. I once saw a BBC documentary about the afterlife
It was hosted by Gerald Scarfe. Among other things, it depicted one conception of hell which was a dinner party where one person was continually telling you the same joke, over and over again, simply rephrasing it each time.

The joke wasn't even funny.

But this is worse.
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