The Mister Rubber-Face of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W., in a stupidly fake black accent: "Oh yeah, bro., my boyz is stacked, I'm tellin' yaz.
They don' take no shit. Gimme a slider. Yho!, Yho!, that's smooooooth . . . word dog.
You hangin' the Philly hood? Gotta scoot, bro. Keep it real. Yho, yho, yho!"

[underpants]

1. It was about this time the death rays came out of his eyes

:scared:

[bushisanidiot]

2. Do you all have black people here too?

n/t

[Mokito]

3. "See sonny,

this is my I-am-too-stupid-to-know-anything-so-stop-blaming-me-face. Now you wanna see my I-just-f*cked-over-your-future-(twice)-and-I-couldn't-care-less-face?"

[skip fox]

4. W., playing his "obviously fake concern" gig, is saying:

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear you can't afford decent health
insurance and are getting laid off and all. I'm sure
things are just about to turn round and we'll all be
better off."

But W. is "thinking":

"Oh, is woozy, woozy gettin' laid off? Gee freakin' whiz. Wish
the world was all roses for you, but just remember, God
don't give you nothing to bear except what can break your
back, expecially while I'm in office."

[Drifter]

5. Hey little boy ...

What AM you gwen be when youins grow up.

Boy: probably smarter than you Monkey Boy


Cheers
Drifter

[Peachhead22]

6. Shrub is saying...

...in a condescending babytalk voice: "Well, little girl, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who truly gives a shit."

OR

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain.

[skip fox]

7. First one: aptly applied; second one: good eye!

:toast:

[DagmarK]

12. Peachhead and Skip Fox:

You two need to have a public caption-off!!!

Battle of the wits (and the bard)

[skip fox]

8. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

9. awww, please help us mr. president ... please help us ...

we need medical care ... boo hoo hoo ... please put food on our family ...

[myomy]

10. Hey, that feels pretty good.

.

[bushisanidiot]

11. Unka Dick Likes It When I Take Out Mah Teeth Like This

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